Unintelligent people.

moparjoe said:
Several years ago i used to work on (alot) of mowers and people wouldn't stop coming to me for help with their mower problems. One day this guy stops and buys a used push mower. He was shown how to start it. The next day he brings it back and tells me i sold him a piece of junk. He says he used it for 30 minutes and it quit and won't start. The first thing i did was check the fuel tank. I told him, you have to put gas in the tank. His response was, I FEEL SO STUPID. This guy was going to college, so much for education.
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He's obviously not college material . . .
 
I have a mower than ran before I sold it, it ran when I sold it to him. Now he tells me it doesn't run. The first thing, "gas" smells like paint solvent- the kind I use to regrip my golf clubs. I tell him and he says "nuh uh!!!".
I dump it, add gas, and it runs like a top again.

Maybe he should have tried a bottle of Absolute next time- he has a better chance of it running.
 
A guy told me his riding lawnmower was junk because when he tried to start it the starter would just whine. He thought the starter was shot and said I could have it. He bought a new one. I took it home and when I flipped open the hood he had the battery terminals backwards.
 
I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.
 

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SamB said:
I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.
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SamB said:
I like to say "If idiots were Indians, (Native Americans) I'd surely be General Custer!"
My next door neighbor cooling his garage with a window AC.
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With the recent stock decline of Anheuser Busch Inbev and target, how will you celebrate FDQCC day June 1st. Would you hire them to cut your lawn.
 
moparjoe said:
Several years ago i used to work on (alot) of mowers and people wouldn't stop coming to me for help with their mower problems. One day this guy stops and buys a used push mower. He was shown how to start it. The next day he brings it back and tells me i sold him a piece of junk. He says he used it for 30 minutes and it quit and won't start. The first thing i did was check the fuel tank. I told him, you have to put gas in the tank. His response was, I FEEL SO STUPID. This guy was going to college, so much for education.
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same 3 times this spring - put gas in a unit here to fix, it starts and runs - what a surprise!
 
Mannayr said:
Ain’t got no gas in it mmmhmmm.
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I served in the army as a mechanic. The military accepts all kinds of stupid people. I witnessed this. One black guy refused a lieutenants order the get back to his work area. He recieved 90 days in a military prison, reduction to pay grade E-1 and a dishonorable discharge. He wanted half of his buddy's twinkie and he wouldn't give it to him. HE HAD 4 HOURS LEFT IN THE ARMY.
 
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