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Feb 25, 2013#1

midnite rider

Post your funny images, videos, jokes and riddles to do with mowers, lawn equipment and lawn care in general. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
I will start the thread off with a few.

Hedge Trimmer

Feb 25, 2013#2

midnite rider

Here's your sign!

Who needs a trailer?

a71a075dc975e6d382349fbe55966f94-guy-transports-riding-mower-in-convertible.jpg

Feb 25, 2013#3

midnite rider

Batmowerbile

Feb 25, 2013#4

midnite rider

What became of your stolen mower and bicycle.

funny-pictures-humor-what-became-of-your-stolen-lawnmower-and-bike.png

Feb 25, 2013#5

midnite rider

Enginenuity?

Feb 25, 2013#6

midnite rider

Feb 25, 2013#7

midnite rider

Batmowerbile #2

Feb 25, 2013#8

midnite rider

Feb 26, 2013#9

midnite rider

NASMOW

Feb 26, 2013#10

wjjones

Thats all some pretty funny stuff, crazy, and cool all at the same time especially the hedge trimmer :laughing:. Thankyou for sharing.:thumbsup:

Feb 26, 2013#11

robert@honda

-Robert@Honda
Caveat: I work for Honda, but the preceding is my opinion alone.

Feb 26, 2013#12

lawn mower fanatic

I like the hedge trimmer one! :laughing::laughing: I have some pictures in this link, including the following pictures: http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/front-porch/13530-funny-lawn-mowers.html.

Feb 26, 2013#13

lawn mower fanatic

Feb 26, 2013#14

lawn mower fanatic

Feb 27, 2013#15

midnite rider

:laughing::laughing:

warren-miller-suburban-man-on-lawn-mower-thinks-of-himself-as-a-farmer-with-a-large-plot-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg

warren-miller-suburban-man-on-lawn-mower-thinks-of-himself-as-a-farmer-with-a-large-plot-new-yor.jpg

Feb 27, 2013#16

midnite rider

:laughing::laughing:

Feb 27, 2013#17

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::laughing:

(http://evergreenmowers.com/Humorimages/how-to-carry-a-lawn-mower1.jpg)

Feb 27, 2013#18

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::laughing:

(http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-big-lawn-mower-noise.jpg)

Feb 27, 2013#19

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::laughing:

(http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-guy-mowing-lawn-machines-clever.jpg)

Feb 27, 2013#20

midnite rider

:laughing::laughing:

Feb 27, 2013#21

metz12

i was just watching t.v and one show this guys wife gave him some herbal tee, he drank it and said "its like licking the bottom of a lawn mower"
and i was watching another show (pawn stars) and the old man (the partial owner/boss for you that dont know) he got mad at an employee and said "his *** is grass and i'm the lawn mower" :laughing::laughing:

Feb 27, 2013#22

midnite rider

metz12 said:
..... he got mad at an employee and said "his *** is grass and i'm the lawn mower" :laughing::laughing:

So he put a cut on his butt. :laughing::laughing:

How's this for cutting a wide swath.

Feb 28, 2013#23

robert@honda

-Robert@Honda
Caveat: I work for Honda, but the preceding is my opinion alone.

Feb 28, 2013#24

robert@honda

-Robert@Honda
Caveat: I work for Honda, but the preceding is my opinion alone.

Feb 28, 2013#25

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:

robert@honda said:
View attachment 12596

Hmmm....those pictures look very familiar, almost like I have posted them before in this thread! :wink:

Feb 28, 2013#26

midnite rider

lawn mower fanatic said:
Hmmm....those pictures look very familiar, almost like I have posted them before in this thread! :wink:

They must have been #18 and #19 of this thread. The pictures did not post as far as I can see only the address. Hmmm... Did anyone else see them as it may just be me? :confused3: I am sorry if they were there.

Feb 28, 2013#27

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
They must have been #18 and #19 of this thread. The pictures did not post as far as I can see only the address. Hmmm... Did anyone else see them as it may just be me? :confused3: I am sorry if they were there.

I can see the pictures OK, and that's fine, no big deal! :smile:

Mar 1, 2013#28

pugaltitude

Invisible fence!

Mar 5, 2013#29

midnite rider

Mar 6, 2013#30

midnite rider

Evel Mownievel

Mar 6, 2013#31

midnite rider

Jump result. :laughing::laughing: Salty language removed.

Mar 6, 2013#32

midnite rider

Mar 9, 2013#33

midnite rider

Space saver temporary spare tire? Limited to a speed of 50 steps per hour and a distance of 2 front yards. :laughing::laughing:

Mar 22, 2013#34

midnite rider

Smile!

Mar 22, 2013#35

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::laughing:

(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/E/j/8/d/a.baa-Lawn-Mower-On-Top-Of-Catafal.jpg)

(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/lawn-mowers-500-9.jpg)

(http://mcmowing.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/530934_374473045971219_1373906435_n.jpg)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6907273472/h63548EB4/)

Mar 24, 2013#36

midnite rider

Making Fido earn his keep. :laughing:

Mar 24, 2013#37

lawn mower fanatic

(http://lenorediane.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/00751-funny-cartoons-mowing-lawn.gif)

Mar 24, 2013#38

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::laughing:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7kAAuNbaDA0/T4LDQ-NZ1rI/AAAAAAAAATI/YHDWBRhfua0/s1600/monday042610.jpg)

Apr 1, 2013#39

midnite rider

Dolly, the biological lawn-mower

Apr 13, 2013#40

midnite rider

Mower Tank. May require registration.

Apr 14, 2013#41

Perry

Do they have lawns in Baghdad?

Apr 14, 2013#42

Carscw

I very much wanted to call this guy just to hear him talk

(( racing is the only sport that you need two balls ))

Apr 21, 2013#43

midnite rider

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Apr 21, 2013#44

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
Nothing runs like a Deere.
View attachment 13908

I like that! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Apr 22, 2013#45

robert@honda

Apr 29, 2013#46

066

here is a blade i took off a customers Husqvarna ride-on last week, the complaint was the exhaust & other bolts keep coming loose!

Apr 29, 2013#47

M

mowerman05

you can fix stu.....

May 15, 2013#48

midnite rider

Wood it work? :laughing:
:laughing:

May 16, 2013#49

RobertBrown

midnite rider said:
Wood it work? :laughing:
:laughing:

View attachment 14357

Dunno.....I'm stumped :wink:

May 16, 2013#50

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
Wood it work? :laughing:

RobertBrown said:
Dunno.....I'm stumped :wink:

:laughing::laughing:

May 16, 2013#51

midnite rider

midnite rider said:
Wood it work? :laughing:
:laughing:

View attachment 14357

RobertBrown said:
Dunno.....I'm stumped :wink:

Well I will go out on a limb and say it wood! :wink:

May 16, 2013#52

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
Well I will go out on a limb and say it wood! :wink:

How long can we keep this going??? :laughing:

May 19, 2013#53

Perry

Only for so long as it doesn't go against the grain?!?

May 19, 2013#54

jekjr

Lawn care tip for the day.

Wen installing sod be sure that the green is up.

Jun 29, 2013#55

midnite rider

Backyard Brew!

Jul 18, 2013#56

robert@honda

Jul 18, 2013#57

M

Mad Mackie

midnite rider said:
Well I will go out on a limb and say it wood! :wink:

Walmart must be too far away!!!

Jul 20, 2013#58

X-man

SNOWBLOWER LAWN MOWER

Jul 20, 2013#59

X-man

REMOTE CONTROLLED LAWN MOWER

Jul 21, 2013#60

chobbs1957

lawn mower fanatic said:
How long can we keep this going??? :laughing:

I'll go out on a LIMB and say this guy would CHOP his way to success. It's obvious he SAW a way to innovate.

Jul 21, 2013#61

lawn mower fanatic

chobbs1957 said:
I'll go out on a LIMB and say this guy would CHOP his way to success. It's obvious he SAW a way to innovate.

I don't even know what to say! :laughing:

Jul 21, 2013#62

midnite rider

midnite rider said:
Wood it work? :laughing:
:laughing:

View attachment 14357

RobertBrown said:
Dunno.....I'm stumped :wink:

midnite rider said:
Well I will go out on a limb and say it wood! :wink:

chobbs1957 said:
I'll go out on a LIMB and say this guy would CHOP his way to success. It's obvious he SAW a way to innovate.

I never wood have thought of that! I guess the spare was in the trunk! :laughing::laughing:

Jul 21, 2013#63

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
I never wood have thought of that! I guess the spare was in the trunk! :laughing::laughing:

:laughing::laughing:

Jul 21, 2013#64

chobbs1957

lawn mower fanatic said:
View attachment 15912 :laughing::laughing:

I just can't CUT much more humor like this. I may LEAVE this thread and BRANCH out to another.

He could "CHOP" around and find a real tire.

I wonder if has a dog that looks at this unusual thing and lets out a big BARK....

Jul 22, 2013#65

midnite rider

chobbs1957 said:
I just can't CUT much more humor like this. I may LEAVE this thread and BRANCH out to another.

He could "CHOP" around and find a real tire.

I wonder if has a dog that looks at this unusual thing and lets out a big BARK....

Actually it gives new meaning to barking the tires! :laughing::laughing:

Aug 2, 2013#66

S

sgmgarden

These pictures are brilliant, made me laugh anyway :laughing:

Aug 3, 2013#67

S

slimbo

he might knot get a flat with that wheel

Aug 12, 2013#68

A

afoulk

Hey, its puncture proof

termites might be an issue though

Aug 13, 2013#69

1

1 Lucky Texan

" How old IS that mower?"

"Just count the rings."

Aug 13, 2013#70

S

slimbo

and i noticed my lawnboy tires' hole is getting bigger,,,, the pine in my front yard looks like id have a never ending supply of spares just alter height adjustment to compensate size of tire :laughing:

Aug 16, 2013#71

066

View attachment 16471 A lazy Sunday & a bit of fun for my kids

Aug 30, 2013#72

lawn mower fanatic

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE)

Aug 31, 2013#73

metz12

lawn mower fanatic said:
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE)

ha! thats fnny

Aug 31, 2013#74

exotion

Lol awesome. Now you put a stake in the lawn tie a heavy duty rope to stake and one to tractor and have it mow in circles with the dog on it

Aug 31, 2013#75

lawn mower fanatic

exotion said:
Lol awesome. Now you put a stake in the lawn tie a heavy duty rope to stake and one to tractor and have it mow in circles with the dog on it

It would be harder to do than with a push mower!

Aug 31, 2013#76

exotion

lawn mower fanatic said:
It would be harder to do than with a push mower!

<img src="http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=16869"/>

When I was a kid I did this. My dad got tired of having just a circle mowed and dug out the corners and it became the best way to do it. Just had to remember to shut the thing off when it was done or the self propel wheels would dig and the the blades would dig. It was a craftsman front wheel drive

Sep 25, 2013#77

lawn mower fanatic

You know you have a small car when your mower is just as big! :laughing:

(http://www.misfittoysracing.com/2008Smart/mower.jpg)

Sep 25, 2013#78

metz12

that craftsman could probably outpull that smart car too.

Sep 26, 2013#79

midnite rider

LawnBarrow -- It doesn't tip over.

Sep 27, 2013#80

A

afoulk

lawn mower fanatic said:
You know you have a small car when your mower is just as big! :laughing:

View attachment 17507
(http://www.misfittoysracing.com/2008Smart/mower.jpg)

Smart is marketing those cars all wrong. they should bolt a mower deck underneath them and sell them as a riding mower with heat and a/c and a top speed of 90mph:thumbsup:

Sep 27, 2013#81

A

afoulk

midnite rider said:
LawnBarrow -- It doesn't tip over.

Redneck engineering at its finest:laughing:

Sep 27, 2013#82

metz12

afoulk said:
Smart is marketing those cars all wrong. they should bolt a mower deck underneath them and sell them as a riding mower with heat and a/c and a top speed of 90mph:thumbsup:

still not the fastest lawn mower too. and you wouldnt be able to put a plow on that!

Sep 28, 2013#83

lawn mower fanatic

metz12 said:
still not the fastest lawn mower too. and you wouldnt be able to put a plow on that!

Actually you can....kind of! :laughing:

(http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/snow-removal/14099-what-brand-truck-plow-do-you-use-2.html#post111586)

Sep 28, 2013#84

metz12

if you tried to lift that plow up the car would lift off the ground, not the plow:laughing:

Sep 28, 2013#85

lawn mower fanatic

metz12 said:
if you tried to lift that plow up the car would lift off the ground, not the plow:laughing:

Yep, that's what he said in the thread! :laughing:

Oct 6, 2013#86

midnite rider

Mom tried to mow the lawn today!

Seriously take extra caution when mowing around water as many people have drowned when the mower overturned pinning them underwater. Slick and steep banks can equal disaster.

Oct 6, 2013#87

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
Mom tried to mow the lawn today!

Don't think they will be Everriding with that mower! :wink: (It's an Everride brand mower.) :laughing:

Oct 6, 2013#88

midnite rider

She kept the engine dry so it should be O.K. :thumbsup:

Oct 6, 2013#89

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
She kept the engine dry so it should be O.K. :thumbsup:

That's true....:thumbsup:

Oct 6, 2013#90

midnite rider

Mowercycle? :laughing::laughing:

Oct 6, 2013#91

lawn mower fanatic

midnite rider said:
Mowercycle? :laughing::laughing:

Almost like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NOXa1CXNsxg/SdfOpAcp04I/AAAAAAAAETE/YJtt-FSZls4/s400/funny-bike.jpg)

Oct 6, 2013#92

midnite rider

lawn mower fanatic said:
Almost like this:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NOXa1CXNsxg/SdfOpAcp04I/AAAAAAAAETE/YJtt-FSZls4/s400/funny-bike.jpg)

Is that a Dixie Chopper in John Deere colors? :laughing:

Oct 10, 2013#93

robert@honda

Oct 10, 2013#94

lawn mower fanatic

robert@honda said:

Pretty neat! Did you take that picture, because I noticed a Honda is in the front! :laughing:

Oct 10, 2013#95

exotion

lawn mower fanatic said:
Pretty neat! Did you take that picture, because I noticed a Honda is in the front! :laughing:

Honda engine but mtd brand

Oct 11, 2013#96

robert@honda

lawn mower fanatic said:
Pretty neat! Did you take that picture, because I noticed a Honda is in the front! :laughing:

No, it was from a Fourth-of-July Parade, the "Precision Lawn Mower Team" in a small town in Kentucky.

I'm pretty sure that is a Honda HRS216...

Oct 11, 2013#97

midnite rider

robert@honda said:

lawn mower fanatic said:
Pretty neat! Did you take that picture, because I noticed a Honda is in the front! :laughing:

Looks like a lot of brands represented as I can make out possibly a John Deere, Snapper, Toro, Yardman and LawnBoy to name a few. :laughing:

Oct 11, 2013#98

midnite rider

They may be like the World Famous Lawn Rangers Precision Drill Team from Arcola, Illlinois.

Oct 11, 2013#99

lawn mower fanatic

exotion said:
Honda engine but mtd brand

The one pushed by the guy with the striped socks is a Honda HRS.

Oct 11, 2013#100

A

afoulk

I'm digging the lawn boy bringing up the rear. And the snapper looks like it has a Wisconsin Robin engine on it:thumbsup:

Oct 11, 2013#101

exotion

lawn mower fanatic said:
The one pushed by the guy with the striped socks is a Honda HRS.

Didn't realize Honda made small lawn mowers lol

Nov 24, 2013#102

midnite rider

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Nov 24, 2013#103

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6484922880/h9030956E/)

Nov 24, 2013#104

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing:

(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/humor-pictures-37.jpg)

Nov 24, 2013#105

lawn mower fanatic

:confused3:

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/...ads/0913/wtf-cant-explain-fire-lawn-mower.jpg)

Nov 24, 2013#106

lawn mower fanatic

Nov 24, 2013#107

lawn mower fanatic

:laughing::confused2:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dtRQqxMv5...4/kxi-FiXtRco/s320/mower-on-fire-for-sale.jpg)

Nov 29, 2013#108

midnite rider

:laughing::laughing:Snow Mower :laughing::laughing:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Dec 26, 2013#109

Fish

lawn mower fanatic said:
:laughing::laughing:

(http://evergreenmowers.com/Humorimages/how-to-carry-a-lawn-mower1.jpg)

Reminds me of a customer of mine a few years ago. I told him that I did not pick up and deliver, and he said he would get his MTD tractor to me somehow. The next day, I keep hearing a banging noise in the drive, and it was him trying to back down the driveway. He had taken a come-along and hooked one end into the hatchback
latch on his car, the other end to the rear of his mower, and clicked it up until the rear wheels were well off the ground and the front wheels were free wheeling.

Why he decided to try and back down the driveway, I'll never know, but the miles driving on the highway had turned his MTD's front wheel bushings into molten goo......

So I had to replace them as well as fix his mower........

Dec 30, 2013#110

wjjones

Fish said:
Reminds me of a customer of mine a few years ago. I told him that I did not pick up and deliver, and he said he would get his MTD tractor to me somehow. The next day, I keep hearing a banging noise in the drive, and it was him trying to back down the driveway. He had taken a come-along and hooked one end into the hatchback
latch on his car, the other end to the rear of his mower, and clicked it up until the rear wheels were well off the ground and the front wheels were free wheeling.

Why he decided to try and back down the driveway, I'll never know, but the miles driving on the highway had turned his MTD's front wheel bushings into molten goo......

So I had to replace them as well as fix his mower........

Now thats a good one.

Dec 30, 2013#111

wjjones

lawn mower fanatic said:
:laughing:

(http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/humor-pictures-37.jpg)

I like this one too I have looked like that a few times. I hate weedeating.

Jan 10, 2014#112

Carscw

This is how they do it in Alabama.

Feb 10, 2014#113

robert@honda

Mar 29, 2014#114

Ean

This I how we do it in Bama :laughing:

Mar 29, 2014#115

Carscw

Ean said:
This I how we do it in Bama :laughing:

Nothing in Alabama is done the right way.

I have a son that lives in auburn. And a brother in law that lives on Roanoke.
And I raced in Hollis for many years.

Mar 29, 2014#116

Ean

And it is in Georgia

Mar 29, 2014#117

Carscw

Ean said:
And it is in Georgia

Yes that's why I live here

Mar 29, 2014#118

Ean

Carscw said:
Yes that's why I live here

Not on our farm we painted a set of rims yesterday today we looked at them one had one small run in it it got painted over not everyone in Alabama is a crazy redneck this is what you do in Georgia

Mar 30, 2014#119

Carscw

Alabama security

Mar 30, 2014#120

Ean

Carscw said:
Alabama security

View attachment 19969

Georgia deluxe door handle :laughing:

Mar 30, 2014#121

Carscw

Ean said:
Georgia deluxe door handle :laughing:

Ha ha I have done that back in the 80s

May 9, 2014#122

P

Phil G

Not sure if this IMG will post here.

May 9, 2014#123

1

1 Lucky Texan

breakfast before a long day of landscape work;

relaxing after a long day of landscape work;

May 16, 2014#124

Mudface777

I could not stop laughing when I saw this.

May 16, 2014#125

P

Phil G

It's that time of year to start trimming. :wink:

May 16, 2014#126

OutdoorEnvy

Fish said:
Reminds me of a customer of mine a few years ago. I told him that I did not pick up and deliver, and he said he would get his MTD tractor to me somehow. The next day, I keep hearing a banging noise in the drive, and it was him trying to back down the driveway. He had taken a come-along and hooked one end into the hatchback
latch on his car, the other end to the rear of his mower, and clicked it up until the rear wheels were well off the ground and the front wheels were free wheeling.

Why he decided to try and back down the driveway, I'll never know, but the miles driving on the highway had turned his MTD's front wheel bushings into molten goo......

So I had to replace them as well as fix his mower........

I seriously laughed so hard I cried reading this, good share

:drink:

Jul 27, 2014#127

rickpaulos

Spotted last week. I've seen many " bicycle mowers" but this is the first with a upright motor mower. Why pedal when the mower is self propelled. I guess that's why there is no chain on the bicycle.

IMG_1456

Jul 30, 2014#128

Carscw

Now this is funny. Sorry did not know it would not go right to the video

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=900020803346710&id=100000163958574

Jul 30, 2014#129

rickpaulos

lets try this url:

Mow your toes off! by rickpaulos, on Flickr

Sep 8, 2014#130

Carscw

I don't know why but everytime I see this guy on a mower I get pissed off.

He always looks like he is falling off the mower.

Who is going to buy this if you keep falling off.

Sep 8, 2014#131

X-man

Carscw said:
I don't know why but everytime I see this guy on a mower I get pissed off.

He always looks like he is falling off the mower.

Who is going to buy this if you keep falling off.

View attachment 23241

Come on! Who doesn't wanna fall off a lawn mower? Lol.

Sep 15, 2014#132

tim the tractor boy

Can't fall off this

Oct 27, 2014#133

pugaltitude

Here is one from Facebook Australia.
Best yet!

Oct 27, 2014#134

exotion

pugaltitude said:
Here is one from Facebook Australia.
Best yet!

Lol! Want some!

Oct 27, 2014#135

bt3

This is my all time favorite for lawn mower cartoons;

Oct 31, 2014#136

robert@honda

This: :wink::wink::wink:

Apr 29, 2015#137

S

supertech

midnite rider said:
Enginenuity?

View attachment 12551

I once saw this except it was a pair of underwear for a filter.

May 17, 2015#138

exotion

Lol don't do it

May 17, 2015#139

Boobala

exotion said:
Lol don't do it

Welllllll .... if it's YOUR lawn , ya just tell the wife and everone else ya decided to kill ALL the weeds , if it's a customer ya tell em it looks like they got "Lawn-Lice" ..... probably from the neighbors !! :laughing:

Jul 13, 2015#140

D

DaveTN

Re: Mower Hauling Humor

Really enjoyed seeing the various hauling methods used on loading a rider!
I liked the one with the plywood on the rear lid of a small car and it strapped on
somehow. But HOW did he get it up on there? Next question: HOW will he unload
it? :confused2: The only thing I've personally seen to equal it is this. I was sitting
at a red light at a major intersection and what goes dashing across in front of me
hauling 15 or MORE wooden pallets all stacked up and strapped on? A small Toyota
or something similar doing about 45 mph! :laughing: With NOT 4 tie down straps,
No...not 3, NOT even 2, but ONE solitary, tie down ratchet strap going side to side!

Jul 13, 2015#141

1

1 Lucky Texan

Jul 13, 2015#142

1

1 Lucky Texan

Jul 13, 2015#143

rickpaulos

1 Lucky Texan said:

I guess that's what is meant when someone says they are going to "cut a tree up".

Jul 23, 2015#144

Bob E

Jul 24, 2015#145

robert@honda

Riding mower...

Jul 24, 2015#146

Bob E

Jul 24, 2015#147

Bob E

Jul 28, 2015#148

rickpaulos

Wind power, beer power and gluten free.

Okay, wind power motor?
Glutten free muffins with the beer? Don't think so.
And the rear discharge towards the feet? Well, given the power input from the wind blade, I won't worry about any grass coming out.

Rick

IMG_1009s by rickpaulos, on Flickr

Jul 28, 2015#149

lawn mower fanatic

Re: Wind power, beer power and gluten free.

rickpaulos said:
Okay, wind power motor?
Glutten free muffins with the beer? Don't think so.
And the rear discharge towards the feet? Well, given the power input from the wind blade, I won't worry about any grass coming out.

Rick
View attachment 26869

IMG_1009s by rickpaulos, on Flickr

That's funny. Love the wind power. :thumbsup:

Aug 8, 2015#150

J

Jinzo Ningen

Can't believe this hasn't been posted here yet. (Unless it's on another thread.)

Click 'n read ...and laugh til you pee!

http://memphis.craigslist.org/grd/5088424607.html

Aug 14, 2015#151

Bob E

Sep 29, 2015#152

robert@honda

Re: [Blower?] Mower Humor

From The New Yorker magazine...

Sep 30, 2015#153

Micah Haarhoff

Little small so, yes!!! another awesome day in the road side mower.

Aug 31, 2016#154

robert@honda

Another The New Yorker cartoon:

Aug 31, 2016#155

rickpaulos

robert@honda said:
Another The New Yorker cartoon:

Ha. I saw that last night when I was reading The New Yorker and I thought I should cut it out and post it at my local health club. My post-heart attack cardiac rehab classes taught us that yard work is not exercise. I think the instructors (women nurses or male doctors) never mowed a lawn. Thanks. Rick.

Sep 19, 2016#156

D

DaveTN

WHY won't a Lawnboy 2 cycle mower start?

My nearly blind retired friend called me to come over and check out the
Lawnboy. His son had pulled his guts out trying to start it and it wouldn't
hit a lick. I finally go over about a week later to look-see and WHAT do I find?
First I looked down at the spark plug and thought..'jeesh..what a weird looking plug!'
Pulled the cap off what I thought was the 'plug' and found out it was a
quick-connect male AIR COMPRESSOR FITTING! :laughing: :confused2:
The old man had put it in the engine thinking it was a spark plug!

Jul 24, 2017#157

D

Diana Welch

Question: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

Answer: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

Nov 16, 2017#158

DSteve34

One of my friends saw this while driving! Get a trailer!

Aug 5, 2018#159

B

Boit4852

midnite rider said:
Here's your sign!

Who needs a trailer?

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Pontiac G? Junk is what junk does. Something like that.

Jan 4, 2020#160

Scrubcadet10

Mar 24, 2020#161

Semtex

midnite rider said:
Post your funny images, videos, jokes and riddles to do with mowers, lawn equipment and lawn care in general. ???
I will start the thread off with a few.

Hedge Trimmer

View attachment 12547

Is the lateral or horizontal thinking?

Dec 20, 2020#162

PTmowerMech

Dec 21, 2020#163

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Born2Mow

May 1, 2021#164

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fritz1255

I don't have a picture, just a story. I do the "trim" mowing with a steel deck Snapper from the 1990's. The mower is so heavy that it takes two of us to lift it into the car if we need to bring it somewhere. I was away on a business trip, so my wife decided to cut the grass. Later, she complained about how hard it was to push. I asked her if she had used the self-propelled feature. You guessed it, no. She must have built some muscles that day.

May 1, 2021#165

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slomo

midnite rider said:
Enginenuity?

View attachment 12551

THIS might be better than an OEM filter. Put a little SAE 30w on her and give it a squeeze. Has two stages of ultra cleanness. Probably cheaper than most filters too. Little trimming to fit the housing.......

Forget K&N, the wife's kitchen sponges are the new hot rod filter.

Okay all jokes aside, what would be wrong with this if it was trimmed proper to fit and oiled?

slomo

Jul 7, 2021#166

PTmowerMech

Sep 2, 2021#167

winmod21

We had one of those Craftsman 22" 6.75 Eager-1 self-propelled lawn mowers' w/Tecumseh engine. One day it wouldn't start before I discovered it had a blown cylinder head gasket. Found one online at searspartsdirect; OEM; great price (I think approx $7); arrived in a couple days.

I set the mower up on a table I hastily constructed in the garage from sawhorses & half a solid core door blank. My Shining Bride came out to watch my amazing mechanical skills in action.

While cleaning the cylinder head and gasket surfaces, I somewhat smugly showed her my classic Craftsman 1/2" torque wrench I had found at Hardwick & Sons over 20 years ago, as I confidently explained what it was for, and how important it was to torque bolts to their correct torque values &c!
And saying, Yeah, Sweetie, I've had this ol' 1/2" Craftsman torque wrench here since I was a mere teenager! Yeah, I've been using this trusty ol' torque wrench for some 20 or 30 years! Yep. Prolly on too many vehicles to even count. *smug sniff & nod of a pro*

She was impressed.

Then I told her she'd have to wait a few moments—while I went to check the torque value specs—before being even more impressed by witnessing it and me in action as I performed incredible mechanical feats of torqueing.

I took a quick glance at the tech manual; the torque value spec showed: 200 lbs.

After returning to the garage and adjusted the torque wrench up to 200 lbs, I recall saying something like . . . Hmmm, I haven't torqued anything to this high of a torque setting for a long time, if ever!

Then while ratcheting the head bolts in their torque sequence pattern—several times, over and over, and over without the TW clicking—I recall repeating something like . . . Hmm, this seems really tight for these bolts!?. . . while my Shining Bride was still watching me, still looking impressed, still with that look of: Oooh! That's my man. Fixin' our lawnmower!

Then as I continued ratcheting we both heard the sharp report of the aluminum cylinder head crack. ? ? ?

Hmmm, I said, as I noticed the crack. Um, I think I'll go double-check the torque spec.

200 in-lbs . . INCH POUNDS ! ? = 16.6 ft-lbs = 22.5 N-m

I didn't even own or know anything about in-lbs & N-m torque wrenches at the time!

New cylinder head . . . $40

Another cylinder head gasket . . . $7

Paying close and proper attention to the specifications, while not being so over-confident you forget to exercise some good ol' common sense for crying out loud, so to avoid looking like a complete and total idiot . . . Priceless !

Sep 2, 2021#168

Scrubcadet10

LOL!!
i'm surprised the threads didn't strip out before the head cracked!

Oct 9, 2021#169

Scrubcadet10

Oct 10, 2021#170

PTmowerMech

Scrubcadet10 said:

Well that clarifies things. Good post.

Oct 10, 2021#171

dougand3

PTmowerMech said:
Well that clarifies things. Good post.

Yeah but wish he'd clearly said 4 stroke engine. A newbie might try testing his chainsaw, trimmer, etc like this.

Oct 10, 2021#172

PTmowerMech

dougand3 said:
Yeah but wish he'd clearly said 4 stroke engine. A newbie might try testing his chainsaw, trimmer, etc like this.

Well, They've gotta learn somehow, I suppose.

Oct 10, 2021#173

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bertsmobile1

All you are going to learn from that video is how to sucker ignorant idiots into making money for you .
There is a reason why I very rarely put a link to a video onto this forum & that video demonstrates it.
He started out with a BS claim then set out to prove the BS claim was BS and in doing so confused those who do not understand the fundamentials of combustion theory .
BS "a lot of people claim it will strip the oil off the cylinder " Really ? On a 4 stroke ?
Strip the oil off the walls that are being continually replenished with the splash from the sump.
Any one what to explain how that will happen ?
What is did do was to dilute that oil which was what he wiped off the head & bore but that got dismissed.
He made a great deal about checking the compression but did nothing to bypass the ACR which is built into the cam on side valves .
Weather the drill cranking was fast enough to combat it or not I have no idea,'However he made no effort to tell any one what starting fluid he was using
Plain old either that most places sell or special formula for petrol engines ?
I find it difficult to believe that a carburettor engine would run on either in the fuel tank as the jetting will be all wrong
The thermometer was a good ruse as either burns a lot colder than petrol does so will not generate as much heat as petrol will, which is probably why the thinned down oil did not burn in the cylinder , so it showed nothing other than the monkey can aim a gun & pull the trigger .

So either he knows the whole thing was BS and did so deliberately in order to get a lot of views , fan contraversity & make a lot of money
OR he is a 1/2 wit .
In any case I know Darwin was mostly right and if the mentally deficient want to believe that trash then it is their engine that can ( NOTE CAN ) suffer the consequences , not mine or those of my customers .

Oct 10, 2021#174

PTmowerMech

Oct 14, 2021#175

PTmowerMech

Oct 14, 2021#176

PTmowerMech

Oct 14, 2021#177

StarTech

Well all my employees demanded pay raises or they was going have a sit down strike. I gave them their sitting down papers and hire this crew that work for chicken feed.

Here they are inspecting a JD ZTR.

Nov 16, 2021#178

Mower King

Nov 29, 2021#179

Scrubcadet10

Nov 30, 2021#180

PTmowerMech

Nov 30, 2021#181

PTmowerMech

Dec 1, 2021#182

B

bogdaN

there is mower here, what a deal.

Dec 1, 2021#183

7394

Dec 1, 2021#184

Scrubcadet10

bogdaN said:
there is mower here, what a deal.

"Mower Wars: Revenge of the Grass"

Dec 31, 2021#185

PTmowerMech

Dec 31, 2021#186

7394

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 59224

I want one, think the wait list is long ?

Dec 31, 2021#187

Scrubcadet10

Luxury Air Conditioned Lawn Mower From the 1950s

Can you imagine using one of these? Pretty cool that the husband is kicked back and relaxed with pipe in right hand and possibly an old fash...

www.vintag.es

Jan 2, 2022#188

7394

Scrubcadet10 said:
Luxury Air Conditioned Lawn Mower From the 1950s

Can you imagine using one of these? Pretty cool that the husband is kicked back and relaxed with pipe in right hand and possibly an old fash...

www.vintag.es

Yes, as life should be... LOL

Jan 7, 2022#189

1

1 Lucky Texan

Jan 7, 2022#190

Scrubcadet10

1 Lucky Texan said:
View attachment 59281

Chlorinated brake clean works better

Jan 16, 2022#191

PTmowerMech

Feb 19, 2022#192

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enigma-2

PTmowerMech said:
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This reminds me of something Rainman Ray would come up with.

~~click~~

May 3, 2022#193

PTmowerMech

May 3, 2022#194

PTmowerMech

May 3, 2022#195

Scrubcadet10

Need a parts breakdown of the parts breakdown,

May 3, 2022#196

7394

Did someone ask for more power ?

May 3, 2022#197

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
Did someone ask for more power ? View attachment 60386

Judging by the looks of that trailer, I think it's a little big for the Husq I need an engine for.

May 4, 2022#198

7394

Agreed, I'd hate to be the tire man when time to replace them all...............LOL

May 6, 2022#199

PTmowerMech

May 6, 2022#200

7394

PTmowerMech- I like that..

May 11, 2022#201

PTmowerMech

May 11, 2022#202

Scrubcadet10

I need a bin or two of those..

May 11, 2022#203

7394

Me too.. LOL

May 18, 2022#204

KM Richards

That's all the funny pitures I got right now

May 18, 2022#205

1

1 Lucky Texan

https://www.subaruoutback.org/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.subaruoutback.org/attachments/745748db-2394-4bdc-be8b-243465d9721b-jpeg.539555/

May 18, 2022#206

Scrubcadet10

LOL

May 18, 2022#207

7394

Jun 30, 2022#208

Scrubcadet10

Jul 19, 2022#209

1

1 Lucky Texan

Jul 19, 2022#210

7394

Jul 21, 2022#211

PTmowerMech

Jul 21, 2022#212

PTmowerMech

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 60461

Corrugated for vice grips and for holes not square?

Jul 21, 2022#213

7394

Good Stuff..

Jul 22, 2022#214

PTmowerMech

Jul 22, 2022#215

7394

I can relate to this one Big time.....

Jul 22, 2022#216

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
I can relate to this one Big time.....

By now I should have a bin, separated, organized, cleaned and ready to just pick what I need, when I need it.
But oh nooooo, I got that one big bin, with nuts, bolts, washers and tid bit of everything else in it.

Jul 23, 2022#217

B

bertsmobile1

PTmowerMech said:
By now I should have a bin, separated, organized, cleaned and ready to just pick what I need, when I need it.
But oh nooooo, I got that one big bin, with nuts, bolts, washers and tid bit of everything else in it.

Don't we all
Cleaning up from the flood 3 weeks ago so now I am derusting this stuff in small batches so finally they will get sorted, sort of .

Jul 23, 2022#218

7394

Bert- sorry to hear about the flood...

Jul 23, 2022#219

B

bertsmobile1

thanks
happens when you work on a flood plane but 4 in a year gets bit tedious and they are talking about another 2 or 3 more before the end of the year
Then of course the following year will be floods, tornadoes & massive snow falls on your side of the middle and heat waves down here .
We were warned, we ignored it then slease bags turned it into a political wedge issue & now we just have to live with it ,

Jul 24, 2022#220

7394

I hear ya Bert.

Jul 30, 2022#221

PTmowerMech

Jul 30, 2022#222

7394

I can relate to that more than mm everything..

Aug 1, 2022#223

PTmowerMech

Aug 1, 2022#224

7394

Good anti-theft idea.

Aug 5, 2022#225

PTmowerMech

Every Redneck’s DREAM LAWNMOWER!! | Every Redneck's DREAM LAWNMOWER!! | By Ginger BillyFacebook

Every Redneck's DREAM LAWNMOWER!!

www.facebook.com

Aug 5, 2022#226

Scrubcadet10

Ginger Billy is hilarious

Aug 5, 2022#227

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
Good anti-theft idea.

I put diesel in my gas cans and gas in my diesel cans.

Aug 5, 2022#228

PTmowerMech

Aug 11, 2022#229

PTmowerMech

Aug 12, 2022#230

PTmowerMech

Aug 12, 2022#231

7394

LOL, loving it !!

Aug 15, 2022#232

PTmowerMech

Aug 15, 2022#233

1

1 Lucky Texan

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 61948

that'll buff right out

Aug 15, 2022#234

7394

Looks like low on oil..

Aug 16, 2022#235

PTmowerMech

Aug 23, 2022#236

1

1 Lucky Texan

Aug 23, 2022#237

7394

LOL............

Aug 27, 2022#238

PTmowerMech

Aug 28, 2022#239

4getgto

Aug 31, 2022#240

PTmowerMech

Aug 31, 2022#241

7394

LOL !

Sep 6, 2022#242

PTmowerMech

Is it too early for Halloween stuff?

Sep 6, 2022#243

7394

Still laughing... Thanks..

Sep 13, 2022#244

4getgto

Sep 13, 2022#245

4getgto

Sep 13, 2022#246

4getgto

Sep 13, 2022#247

4getgto

Sep 13, 2022#248

7394

Good material, keep 'em coming..

Sep 14, 2022#249

4getgto

Sep 14, 2022#250

4getgto

Sep 14, 2022#251

7394

LOL, so do I..

Sep 14, 2022#252

7394

LOL, so do I..

Sep 16, 2022#253

1

1 Lucky Texan

Sep 16, 2022#254

7394

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Good one..

Sep 20, 2022#255

4getgto

Sep 20, 2022#256

4getgto

Sep 20, 2022#257

4getgto

Sep 20, 2022#258

4getgto

Sep 20, 2022#259

7394

LOL !!

Sep 23, 2022#260

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#261

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#262

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#263

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#264

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#265

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#266

4getgto

Sep 23, 2022#267

1

1 Lucky Texan

Sep 24, 2022#268

7394

Good Stuff !!

Sep 26, 2022#269

4getgto

Sep 26, 2022#270

4getgto

Sep 26, 2022#271

4getgto

Sep 26, 2022#272

4getgto

Sep 27, 2022#273

7394

LOL !!

Oct 10, 2022#274

PTmowerMech

Oct 11, 2022#275

4getgto

Oct 11, 2022#276

4getgto

Oct 11, 2022#277

4getgto

Oct 11, 2022#278

4getgto

Oct 11, 2022#279

4getgto

Oct 11, 2022#280

PTmowerMech

Oct 11, 2022#281

7394

LOL, love 'em..

Oct 13, 2022#282

4getgto

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.
She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.
In the morning, the brunette says: "That was fun, we should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught!"

Oct 14, 2022#283

Nolan David

humor chainsaws are giving best results

Oct 15, 2022#284

PTmowerMech

Nolan David said:
humor chainsaws are giving best results

Oct 15, 2022#285

7394

Perfect.. Thank You..

Oct 16, 2022#286

4getgto

Oct 16, 2022#287

4getgto

Oct 16, 2022#288

Scrubcadet10

4getgto said:
View attachment 62534

LMAO!!! DUDE!!!!

Oct 17, 2022#289

4getgto

Oct 17, 2022#290

4getgto

Oct 17, 2022#291

4getgto

Oct 17, 2022#292

7394

OSHA approved safety technique... LOL

Oct 18, 2022#293

StarTech

There is no accounting for lack of brains.

Oct 18, 2022#294

1

1 Lucky Texan

"Safety Third !" - Mike Rowe

Oct 21, 2022#295

PTmowerMech

Oct 21, 2022#296

4getgto

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 62575

Feeling lucky punk..?

Oct 21, 2022#297

Hammermechanicman

I have seen a drill press hang a drill and throw a cross slide vise across a shop. Missed me by that much.

Oct 21, 2022#298

7394

I got my long sleeve flannel shirt as a kid working in the Machine Shop, Running a milling machine grab my sleeve & start winding me in, I was fortunate enough to hit the stop button.

Then I understood why the Boss didn't want anyone to wear loose clothing on the mills or drill presses..

Oct 22, 2022#299

sgkent

Yeah, I noticed that too. Am on a car forum and have to tell some people all the time, no long shirts, no long hair hanging out, no big chains around your neck, no ties, etc., around things that spin and can pull you in.

Oct 22, 2022#300

StarTech

Oh well at least might at least clean up the spilled coffee.

Oct 22, 2022#301

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
I got my long sleeve flannel shirt as a kid working in the Machine Shop, Running a milling machine grab my sleeve & start winding me in, I was fortunate enough to hit the stop button.

Then I understood why the Boss didn't want anyone to wear loose clothing on the mills or drill presses..

You're very lucky. I worked in machine shops when I was in my 20's. Seen a guy get his sleeve caught. It nearly took his arm off. Broke 2 bones, pulled his shoulders out of socket. Someone else had to hit the e stop for him.

Oct 22, 2022#302

1

1 Lucky Texan

Saw the aftermath of a guy getting his ponytail wound-up in a drill press. Most of his scalp and hair were still on the bit/chuck.

so.

much.

blood.

Oct 22, 2022#303

7394

PTmowerMech said:
You're very lucky

Yes agreed, & I don't know why.? Dumb luck that day I guess.

1 Lucky Texan said:
Saw the aftermath of a guy getting his ponytail wound-up in a drill press. Most of his scalp and hair were still on the bit/chuck.

so.

much.

blood.

That's a image I will have night mares about tonite.

Oct 23, 2022#304

StarTech

Well its Halloween month so I reckon horror stories are the rage.

When we are young we are stupid about safety but hopefully we all learn before something bad happens. It like wearing safety glasses. They are a pain but having to get an eye worked on is not fun if you don't lose it. Last year I had a piece of metal to get pass my safeties and had to have it removed. Very lucky it just got stuck on the surface but was still painful.

63 and still learning not to be stupid.

Oct 23, 2022#305

4getgto

Oct 23, 2022#306

4getgto

Oct 23, 2022#307

4getgto

Oct 23, 2022#308

PTmowerMech

Oct 23, 2022#309

7394

StarTech said:
Well its Halloween month so I reckon horror stories are the rage.

When we are young we are stupid about safety but hopefully we all learn before something bad happens. It like wearing safety glasses. They are a pain but having to get an eye worked on is not fun if you don't lose it. Last year I had a piece of metal to get pass my safeties and had to have it removed. Very lucky it just got stuck on the surface but was still painful.

63 and still learning not to be stupid.

Very true about Halloween month.. Yep you were lucky on the eye deal. As a young kid I had a fascination with watching spiders attack their prey in their web. I used to drop ants in the web & watch closely, one spider spit his web/string right in my eye. Yep, Mom dragged me to the hospital.

63, you're still young, I'm 67 & 7 months old.

Oct 24, 2022#310

1

1 Lucky Texan

when I was a kid, my dad took me to a movie at the Union hall. Some safety thing for apprentices w'ever. They showed surgery on an eye. They used an electromagnet to locate a steel shard before they cut into the eyeball.

I have worn safety goggles on some occasions, but probably not everytime I SHOULD have.

Oct 24, 2022#311

7394

1 Lucky Texan said:
I have worn safety goggles on some occasions, but probably not everytime I SHOULD have.

Yeoww !!! That woulda freaked me out. I wear safety glasses as well. But have forgot here & there too.

Oct 26, 2022#312

PTmowerMech

Oct 26, 2022#313

Hammermechanicman

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 62650

Looks like somebody been working on a Ford.

Oct 27, 2022#314

PTmowerMech

Oct 27, 2022#315

1

1 Lucky Texan

Oct 27, 2022#316

PTmowerMech

Oct 27, 2022#317

7394

LOL Too funny..

Oct 28, 2022#318

1

1 Lucky Texan

I do always look for that first cool-ish and

PTmowerMech said:
View attachment 62662

I do like to wait for the first cool-ish and WINDY day to open the windows, fire-up the furnace and purge the burnt spider web smell out.

Just so I don't wake up to it at 5 am as a surprise!

Oct 28, 2022#319

PTmowerMech

Oct 28, 2022#320

PTmowerMech

1 Lucky Texan said:
I do always look for that first cool-ish and

I do like to wait for the first cool-ish and WINDY day to open the windows, fire-up the furnace and purge the burnt spider web smell out.

Just so I don't wake up to it at 5 am as a surprise!

I love that first wintery breeze that comes in the fall. It's like it's saying "You made it through that long hot summer, here's your reward."

And then my knee starts hurting. LMAO

Oct 28, 2022#321

7394

PTmowerMech said:
And then my knee starts hurting. LMAO

You ain't alone there...

Oct 28, 2022#322

7394

Keep em coming. Good stuff.

Oct 29, 2022#323

PTmowerMech

This ain't about mowers or mechanics But I just couldn't help myself. I laughed so hard.

Oct 30, 2022#324

PTmowerMech

If you know, you know. LMAO

Oct 30, 2022#325

4getgto

Oct 30, 2022#326

4getgto

Oct 30, 2022#327

4getgto

Oct 31, 2022#328

P

Pete6114

Oh boy

Oct 31, 2022#329

Perry

Lady called in to the mower shop, asking for a replacement dip stick for her ride-on.

She was asked how she'd lost the original. She replied that it wasn't lost, at all.

It's just seems to have become too short to reach the oil.

Oct 31, 2022#330

7394

LOL, I have heard this happen to others as well..

Nov 4, 2022#331

7394

Ok, no new material, I need a good laugh..

Nov 5, 2022#332

1

1 Lucky Texan

Nov 5, 2022#333

1

1 Lucky Texan

Nov 5, 2022#334

7394

Too funny..

Nov 6, 2022#335

1

1 Lucky Texan

Nov 6, 2022#336

7394

Cool load of different rides. I remember them all !!

Nov 10, 2022#337

1

1 Lucky Texan

Nov 10, 2022#338

7394

. Works for me..

Nov 11, 2022#339

1

1 Lucky Texan

Nov 11, 2022#340

7394

Indeed it does. Our garden got a 1/4 full loader bucket delivered from our farmer friend across the way. It is his super cow-crap.. I got it all spread out.. & glad it rained, stinky stuff. We compost, but can't compare to his stuff.

It really will richen up the garden come spring..

Nov 14, 2022#341

PTmowerMech

Nov 15, 2022#342

StarTech

Nov 15, 2022#343

7394

Great stuff !!!

Nov 16, 2022#344

PTmowerMech

What do the Japanese do when they have an erection?

They vote. LMAO

Nov 16, 2022#345

1

1 Lucky Texan

PTmowerMech said:
What do the Japanese do when they have an erection?

They vote. LMAO

Nov 19, 2022#346

PTmowerMech

Nov 19, 2022#347

7394

Fancy looking rig, all chromed out & etc.. Better get the gas cap on..

Nov 20, 2022#348

PTmowerMech

Nov 20, 2022#349

7394

Products will flee, never heard that one before LOL..

Nov 25, 2022#350

PTmowerMech

Anyone remember "No show Jones?"

Nov 25, 2022#351

7394

No, but I like his motto, kinda how I mow.. LOL

Nov 26, 2022#352

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
No, but I like his motto, kinda how I mow.. LOL

Surely you remember George Jones. One of country music biggest legends. He use to not show up for a lot of his shows, giving him the nick name, "no show jones."

Nov 26, 2022#353

PTmowerMech

Well, now here's a good idea.

Nov 26, 2022#354

7394

PTmowerMech said:
Surely you remember George Jones. One of country music biggest legends. He use to not show up for a lot of his shows, giving him the nick name, "no show jones."

Indeed I do. Bad day, I missed the connection.. LOL

Nov 30, 2022#355

7394

PTmowerMech said:
Well, now here's a good idea.

View attachment 62868

I like this one !

Dec 1, 2022#356

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
I like this one !

It's not a real bad idea. Just turn the handle. No wrench or socket required. It's far enough away from your hand to not get oily. And you can probably do it with the engine still hot.

Dec 1, 2022#357

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1 Lucky Texan

Fumoto valve. Read about it many times on Subaru forums.

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Dec 3, 2022#358

PTmowerMech

Now you're talking.

Dec 8, 2022#359

PTmowerMech

Dec 8, 2022#360

4getgto

Dec 8, 2022#361

1

1 Lucky Texan

Dec 10, 2022#362

1

1 Lucky Texan

Dec 10, 2022#363

4getgto

Dec 10, 2022#364

4getgto

Dec 10, 2022#365

7394

LoL, great stuff..

Dec 10, 2022#366

7394

Too funny.

Dec 11, 2022#367

4getgto

Dec 11, 2022#368

4getgto

Dec 11, 2022#369

7394

4getgto said:
View attachment 62965

This won't end well.. LOL

Dec 11, 2022#370

7394

4getgto said:
View attachment 62966

A lesson not soon forgotten.

Dec 14, 2022#371

7394

Dec 15, 2022#372

4getgto

For you guys that can't wait for spring to see your neighbors again...

Dec 15, 2022#373

7394

Ooooh, La - La !!!

Dec 15, 2022#374

7394

I can make house calls too.

Jan 13, 2023#375

PTmowerMech

Jan 13, 2023#376

7394

Yup.................LOL

Jan 14, 2023#377

PTmowerMech

Jan 14, 2023#378

StarTech

She might be right...

Jan 14, 2023#379

7394

She knows her stuff....... LOL

Jan 14, 2023#380

Scrubcadet10

PTmowerMech said:
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Ummm, YEAH!

Jan 14, 2023#381

7394

4getgto said:
For you guys that can't wait for spring to see your neighbors again...View attachment 62993

I still like this one best...

Jan 15, 2023#382

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
I still like this one best...

My neighbor is in her 70's. I hope she don't get the idea to do this. lol

Jan 15, 2023#383

7394

Yea, I don't need an image for that.. lol

Jan 15, 2023#384

Scrubcadet10

7394 said:
Yea, I don't need an image for that.. lol

LOL

Jan 15, 2023#385

7394

Once ya imigine that, can't get it out of ones head.. Nightmares..

Jan 16, 2023#386

7394

Still there.

Jan 16, 2023#387

Scrubcadet10

LOL

Feb 27, 2023#388

PTmowerMech

Well, son of a gun. Now I know what to do with all those pennies in the jar.

Feb 27, 2023#389

7394

I like It.. Great idea.. Now I have to find something here that 'needs' a washer..

Feb 27, 2023#390

PTmowerMech

7394 said:
I like It.. Great idea.. Now I have to find something here that 'needs' a washer..

These are probably as good as stainless. Maybe even better.

Feb 28, 2023#391

7394

PTmowerMech said:
se are probably as good as stainless. Maybe even better.

Certainly much cooler..

Mar 2, 2023#392

7394

Mar 3, 2023#393

4getgto

7394 said:
?

The original pic was to large. In a nut shell..what it was supposed to be..

Mar 3, 2023#394

4getgto

Mar 3, 2023#395

4getgto

Mar 3, 2023#396

4getgto

Is it just on my end or are the pictures disappearing on here ? Below is a screenshot of what I see. Not only mine but others too..Not sure how long my screenshot will stay up ?
P.S. I see that's gone now too.

Mar 3, 2023#397

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bertsmobile1

None of your photos have uploaded
They have to be in JPEG format
If you are trying to send them direct from your phone they will be in RAW format and not upload
The file size also needs to be reasonable
I pop them into photoshop
then resize to 12" along whichever side is the longest & save at 72 DPI
These show up full size on most computers

Mar 3, 2023#398

7394

We need Columbo

Mar 4, 2023#399

4getgto

7394 said:
View attachment 63590 We need Columbo

Geez....I waz hoping for Charlie's Angels....
Always did work...

Mar 8, 2023#400

1

1 Lucky Texan

you want pennies from before 1981. Otherwise, any hole or cut on them will mean they turn into a self-destroying battery when they get wet.

Mar 8, 2023#401

1

1 Lucky Texan

yeah, odd they way the thread is loading.....

Apr 24, 2023#402

PTmowerMech

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Apr 24, 2023#403

7394

I'm NOT seeing any new loads ?

Apr 25, 2023#404

4getgto

at the golf club........

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on the bench rings and rings.
finally a man nearby engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: “$90,000."

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.They'll probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He looks around and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?"

Apr 25, 2023#405

4getgto

Apr 28, 2023#406

4getgto

Apr 28, 2023#407

4getgto

Apr 28, 2023#408

4getgto

Apr 28, 2023#409

7394

Good ones.. Like the 3rd best..

Apr 30, 2023#410

4getgto

Aging Realities
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

13. I run like the winded.

14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb

Apr 30, 2023#411

7394

That's great material.......

May 1, 2023#412

4getgto