Best Hydrostatic Transmission???
- Thread starter Jimmy the Lock
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Jimmy the Lock
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Yeah, that'd be totally redneck to have a HD Flathead on yer mower!
If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to build a Harley lawn mower!
It's gonna be loud so I may have to build an air conditioned enclosure... with dark tinted windows.
I better make the enclosure bullet proof in case other lawn mower gangs try to do a drive by while I'm out mowing on my Harley Hog
Jimmy the Lock
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That Flathead would work just fine! 
Jimmy the Lock
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Now all we need to do is start an outlaw lawn mower club! 
Jimmy the Lock
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Yeah, an outlaw lawn mower club could steal other people's lawn mowing jobs, race dirty at the
lawn mower races, and smuggle illegal mulch to homeowners who are friends of the club as
we hang out with our old ladies and get lawn mower tats.
Anybody got a line on some illegal mulch
lawn mower races, and smuggle illegal mulch to homeowners who are friends of the club as
we hang out with our old ladies and get lawn mower tats.
Anybody got a line on some illegal mulch
Jimmy the Lock
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OK man, we got buyers if you can find the mulch.
