Pet trees......

twall

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This is likely to be a touchy subject, but here goes:

Where I live, some MORON planted fast-growing, long needle pines...in a trailer court...five of 'em...about 20 years ago...ON THE LOT ON WHICH I NOW LIVE. I'm sure, at the time, it fit the schedule: "I'm gonna be in the retirement home (or dead) by the time these things are a problem, so f--k it, I want trees in my yard." It's people like these that make me wanna side with the environmentalists.

Shallow, short-sighted, selfish, impatient people who aren't responsible in any way as to where they put stuff in the ground. They probably knew these fast-growing pines are weak-wood. They fall apart at the slightest weight (or wind). But, because they grow like a weed, they can have nice 'landscaping', without any thought to the future. Kinda like people who blow off mountaintops to get at the coal. No foresight whatsoever. Just 'what do I want this second?' kinda thing.

Ever so true, the last resident had every right to plant whatever they wanted to. I also have the right to spend untold amounts to rectify the situation they left me with. "You could have gone somewhere else" is a copout. This dummy was irresponsible by planting these trees so close to a house. I see this all the time. "Screw whoever has to deal with this.......I want prettiness NOW".

Before you think you're gonna come at me with that Joe Cool "that's the price of ownership" garbage (or something simmilar), DON'T. I didn't have a whole lotta choice in living here. It was here, or an appartment. You can come at me with whatever, but I'll getcha.........if you wanna play. :wink:

Just think about what you're planting before you break ground for your 'pet trees'.
 

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This is likely to be a touchy subject, but here goes:

Where I live, some MORON planted fast-growing, long needle pines...in a trailer court...five of 'em...about 20 years ago...ON THE LOT ON WHICH I NOW LIVE. I'm sure, at the time, it fit the schedule: "I'm gonna be in the retirement home (or dead) by the time these things are a problem, so f--k it, I want trees in my yard." It's people like these that make me wanna side with the environmentalists.

Shallow, short-sighted, selfish, impatient people who aren't responsible in any way as to where they put stuff in the ground. They probably knew these fast-growing pines are weak-wood. They fall apart at the slightest weight (or wind). But, because they grow like a weed, they can have nice 'landscaping', without any thought to the future. Kinda like people who blow off mountaintops to get at the coal. No foresight whatsoever. Just 'what do I want this second?' kinda thing.

Ever so true, the last resident had every right to plant whatever they wanted to. I also have the right to spend untold amounts to rectify the situation they left me with. "You could have gone somewhere else" is a copout. This dummy was irresponsible by planting these trees so close to a house. I see this all the time. "Screw whoever has to deal with this.......I want prettiness NOW".

Before you think you're gonna come at me with that Joe Cool "that's the price of ownership" garbage (or something simmilar), DON'T. I didn't have a whole lotta choice in living here. It was here, or an appartment. You can come at me with whatever, but I'll getcha.........if you wanna play. :wink:

Just think about what you're planting before you break ground for your 'pet trees'.

Woah there - e-a-s-y fella. Just put the keyboard down and step away... :wink:

But I think you give people too much credit. Most folks are just plain stupid about landscaping and planting. There's not much thinking going on there...
 

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I recently drove around my little town and snapped some pictures of landscaping errors. One of my favorites is Leyland Cypress. They grow fast and look great until the first heavy snow, then it's a disaster. With few exceptions, Leyland Cypress is basically the landscaping equivalent of sweatpants - you plant a row of these and you're telling the world "I've given up, don't bother me". And here's the real trouble with Leyland Cypress - eventually a stiff breeze will come in and blow a few of them over. And then what have you got? Male-pattern Cypress. Better break out the sweat pants.

The only thing worse than planting rows of Leyland Cypress is planting them around a gargantuan Pinezilla - see attached photo of one yard in my area. If trees had traveling sideshows, this pine tree would get top billing. Here, the Pinezilla is framed with broken rows of Leyland Cypress - like little sideshow barkers. "Ladies and Gentlemen, step right this way..."

I understand your pain.
 

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Woah there - e-a-s-y fella. Just put the keyboard down and step away... :wink:

But I think you give people too much credit. Most folks are just plain stupid about landscaping and planting. There's not much thinking going on there...

Well, it's kinda like the dummy pet owner. Thusly the 'pet trees' name for this thread. They got this great doggie as a cute widdle puppy, then puppy grew into a monster, and they dinnent know what to dooooo...

As with pet owners, if you don't know about it.......just DON'T, okay?
 

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Well, it's kinda like the dummy pet owner. Thusly the 'pet trees' name for this thread. They got this great doggie as a cute widdle puppy, then puppy grew into a monster, and they dinnent know what to dooooo...

As with pet owners, if you don't know about it.......just DON'T, okay?

Ha! Pet trees - I just got that. I'm a little sloooowww...
 

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yes twall,I hear your pain.every time they show storm damage on t.v. theres always a shot or two of the tree into the house thing.I cut down 6 large size walnuts growing around my house that the squirrels [4legged kind]planted.By the time I got around to it and got motivated it was quite a chore.One of my BIL has so many large trees in his tiny little yard and so many power lines crisscrossing every where that if even one fell it would be a disaster.It would cost a fortune to have someone come in with a cherrypicker and cut them out.Trees are ok in my woods but not around my house or barn..russ
 

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yes twall,I hear your pain.every time they show storm damage on t.v. theres always a shot or two of the tree into the house thing.I cut down 6 large size walnuts growing around my house that the squirrels [4legged kind]planted.By the time I got around to it and got motivated it was quite a chore.One of my BIL has so many large trees in his tiny little yard and so many power lines crisscrossing every where that if even one fell it would be a disaster.It would cost a fortune to have someone come in with a cherrypicker and cut them out.Trees are ok in my woods but not around my house or barn..russ

I would have sworn they'd need a cherrypicker to take down my large oak. There were HUGE branches overhanging the house and the pool, but a crew of guys who really knew what they were doing took it down with no issues whatsoever. They first strategized which limbs to use as "pivots", and ran ropes around them to bring the large branches down under control. It was a real education to watch them.
 

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Just wondering do these pines grow in texas? I could use some shade trees.
 
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