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Wenr downstairs about 6 pm yesterday, and in the cat's litterbox was a big frickin' MOLE, trying to climb out. I helped him climb out, took the vermin outside, and bashed his head in with a shovel. What I don't understand is how it even got inside in the first place. The only way it could have gotten in was thru the sump pit, which is deep enough and slippery enough (plastic) that it could never have climbed out before drowning. There are no other ways to access the basement unless it climbed up the washer standpipe, which is blocked at the top and much too small for it to squeeze through.

And no, one of the cats didn't bring it in....!!! What baffles me is just why the mole would even dig down six or seven feet below grade level and then somehow get thru the plastic drain tile in the first place....glad I saw the vermin first because my wife would have had a screaming fit had she spotted it, it was a BIG mole.

Unless all your inside cats are "inside only" - I'd still bet that it was a "present" from one of them. :biggrin: They have a way of getting things inside past their HUMANS ! :laughing: You would be surprised how small a space a mole (even a BIG one) can get itself past !

JDgreen said:

Wenr downstairs about 6 pm yesterday, and in the cat's litterbox was a big frickin' MOLE, trying to climb out. I helped him climb out, took the vermin outside, and bashed his head in with a shovel. What I don't understand is how it even got inside in the first place. The only way it could have gotten in was thru the sump pit, which is deep enough and slippery enough (plastic) that it could never have climbed out before drowning. There are no other ways to access the basement unless it climbed up the washer standpipe, which is blocked at the top and much too small for it to squeeze through.

And no, one of the cats didn't bring it in....!!! What baffles me is just why the mole would even dig down six or seven feet below grade level and then somehow get thru the plastic drain tile in the first place....glad I saw the vermin first because my wife would have had a screaming fit had she spotted it, it was a BIG mole.

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This thread starter has un-desirable text content that I don't like having to explain to my grand kids.

In the title - HTF
In the text box - frickin'

To me it indicates poor language skills and above all - poor taste -

'Frickin' is bad? OY VEH! Why'd you even click on the thread if the HTF set you off to begin with? WTF?

Poor judgement on your part, IMHO. :smile:

Our inside only cat got into garage one day.....brought a dead bird in with it...dont know if she killed it or not but...if I didn`t catch the brown lump it brought with it, the wife would of done like yours !!!
I didn`t ask and I won`t tell.........lol oh and I hang stuff in that window....seems to attract birds to it..they fly into it and get knocked sensless

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This thread starter has un-desirable text content that I don't like having to explain to my grand kids.

In the title - HTF
In the text box - frickin'

To me it indicates poor language skills and above all - poor taste -

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AWWWW !!! HOW SAD !!! There are a lot of people here on LMF who say REAL FOUR LETTER WORDS like D--- and H--- and whatever. The words I chose are NOT CONSIDERED VULGAR OR PROFANE--- UNLESS YOU BLEEPING FRICKERS HAVE DIRTY MINDS. WTF??? YOU GOT THAT????

twall said:

'Frickin' is bad? OY VEH! Why'd you even click on the thread if the HTF set you off to begin with? WTF?

Poor judgement on your part, IMHO. :smile:

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Thanks, Twall....:thumbsup: WOW maybe somebody actually thinks the grumpy old fart has his S--- together after all....ROTFLMAO

SandburRanch said:

This thread starter has un-desirable text content that I don't like having to explain to my grand kids.

In the title - HTF
In the text box - frickin'

To me it indicates poor language skills and above all - poor taste -

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COW POOP !!! ROAD APPLES !!! HORSE SQUEEZE !!! Better not let the grandkids see those !!!!

BKBrown said:

Unless all your inside cats are "inside only" - I'd still bet that it was a "present" from one of them. :biggrin: They have a way of getting things inside past their HUMANS ! :laughing: You would be surprised how small a space a mole (even a BIG one) can get itself past !

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BK, that was my first thought too, but none of the cats had been outdoors in the two days prior to my find. And beleive me, when they get back in they are always closely supervised, usually carried in, so I would have noticed had they had a present for me. That mole was about 8X bigger than the mouse seen in the attachment, believe me, when one of my guys catches a mouse, they run AWAY from the house, not toward it. :laughing:

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BK, that was my first thought too, but none of the cats had been outdoors in the two days prior to my find. And beleive me, when they get back in they are always closely supervised, usually carried in, so I would have noticed had they had a present for me. That mole was about 8X bigger than the mouse seen in the attachment, believe me, when one of my guys catches a mouse, they run AWAY from the house, not toward it. :laughing:

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Good to see them "earn thier keep" so to speak.
Is that "cat pride" I see in his eyes. His buddy looks jealous:licking:.
By the by, the dog got another possum Tuesday night. this one was huge, weighed more than the dog, estiimated 25#, dog weighs 17#.

RobertBrown said:

Good to see them "earn thier keep" so to speak.
Is that "cat pride" I see in his eyes. His buddy looks jealous:licking:.
By the by, the dog got another possum Tuesday night. this one was huge, weighed more than the dog, estiimated 25#, dog weighs 17#.

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My gosh, you have one really brave dog there...odds are I wouldn't even go near a possum that large. Did you train him to attack them?

No, it's just the way they are. And this one is a she, not a he.

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This thread starter has un-desirable text content that I don't like having to explain to my grand kids.

In the title - HTF
In the text box - frickin'

To me it indicates poor language skills and above all - poor taste -

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I can agree as to the undesirable text content for this forum. They do have smilie faces available for those words and seeing that the faces are not available here on this forum I would gather the administration doesn't think they are appropriate either along with the undesirable text. :smile:

Ric said:

I can agree as to the undesirable text content for this forum. They do have smilie faces available for those words and seeing that the faces are not available here on this forum I would gather the administration doesn't think they are appropriate either along with the undesirable text. :smile:

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So, it is apparently okay for the spammers and advertisers to do their thing here on LMF, but let a long term member use expressions much less profane than are currently featured on TV these days, and the flipping member-censors want to gripe, when they never seem to say a word about the freaking spammers and advertisers? WTF ???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

JDgreen said:

So, it is apparently okay for the spammers and advertisers to do their thing here on LMF, but let a long term member use expressions much less profane than are currently featured on TV these days, and the flipping member-censors want to gripe, when they never seem to say a word about the freaking spammers and advertisers? WTF ???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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As far as advertising goes I personally don't have a problem with people advertising on the forum, I've always been in favor of that. As far as your expressions used here being less profane than what you see on TV, you have parental controls on television so if the kids are seeing things that have undesirable content it's the parents fault :ashamed: and you'll have too excuse me but I didn't know being a Long Term Member gave you any special rights for anything.:confused3:
I guess we should have some parental controls here with the way some members act.:smile:
As I said they do have smilie faces available for those words and seeing that the faces are not available here on this forum I would gather the administration doesn't think they are appropriate either along with the undesirable text.

Well, WTF, the thread stood, and is still standing so......

Apparently, admin doesn't have a problem with it. Again, if HTF sets you off - use some common frickin' sense and don't click on it if you wanna huff about it. "huff huff, do it fo da chiwdwen....cwean up da potty mouf" BS. If you don't wanna explain what the letters mean, just say "it a naughty word....." PC people are a nitpickey pain in the a--.

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Ok ..Ok.....HTF= hit the floor.......WTF= wasnt that funny...s`pose you get the idea...you didn`t need to tell them the worse....but ........

Exactly - just cause a kid asks a question, doesn't mean you HAVE to answer it. It's letters, for crying out loud. It's self-censorship, as are dashes. It's hardly defecating all over the forum.

I am not about to start sayin stuff like "gosh, Wally......that sure was sumthin'......".

When using a word like 'frickin' is too risque, it's really sad. Then three letters make someone mad and it's just freakin PATHETIC. Just people huffin around rubbing all our noses in their 'moral superiority'.

Poor language skills are when you can't use an adjective or an adverb to emphasize your point. To use profanity, or to reference it, is appropriate in some cases. To use HTF in a sentance, or WTF as a thought all by itself, is a pretty efficient way to express one's complete confusion - without resorting to $100 words only the elitist language snobs know the meaning of anyway. Or, I think it conveys the true emotion of the moment better than: "land o' goshen, how in tarnation this here critter dun get in the house here now?" Now THAT'S offensive. It would also make more than one person exclaim: "WTF?" :smile:

I get real sick and tired of so many people prancing around looking for stuff to get offended at, and then making a mountain out of a molehill - everywhere in society. No one ever said you HAD to click on the thread. No one said you HAD to read it. No one said you HAD to explain what anything means to anyone. Grow a little thicker skin, why don't you....

To heck with them, gosh darn it!

Oh, stool - I did it again. :biggrin:

Ric said:

[blah blah blah].......and you'll have too excuse me but I didn't know being a Long Term Member gave you any special rights for anything.:confused3:
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I'm sorry, but being a longterm member with a high postcount DOES mean something - it means PARTICIPATION IN THE FORUM. And that PARTICIPATION is of far more worth than any discomfort caused to someone who is thin-skinned.

Even if you fail to find merit in JD's posts, he is here - every day. He will talk to people about anything. In a real man's language. Not some TV show from the 50s. Not like some college professor wannabe. Just like a guy you'd meet almost anywhere in workin man land. Little rough around the edges? Probably. But a good guy no matter HOW he talks. Some people pop in, throw around their ideologies, and pop out for weeks and weeks. There is a difference.

i dont like "fricken" either......i prefer "friggin"......it has deeper roots :laughing:

It seems the PC police even reside on this forum. Next he'll be explaining to you how to pick up a piece of s#*% from the clean end. Didn't know these folks could even start a mower.

im still new here but how many 12yo kids are browsing the LMF website? I guarantee you facebook or google or anything else for that matter will have far worse. Im a youth minister, not that it has anything to do with this, and would have said something stupid like " Johnny.........i know your 8 years old but you still spell better than these guys" or something to that effect. Why would a child be on this forum is my biggest kicker. I just dont see kids getting off the bus running home to see who sharpened their blades lately. just my .02

Ok, you got me with the youth minister line. No one's outwardly cursing or swearing on this forum, just good old plain talking. If the kids can't handle it, they should leave the site. Their internet activities should also be monitored by an adult, especially if they're 8 years old. Sorry, but I'm of the mind, "If you can't stand the heat...". I'm quite tired of my every move being monitored, evaluated, and commented on simply for political correctness. This is a friendly, informal forum.

In a word, get over it.

Since this is the way every post I make, whether it be a newspaper or other site, ends up, I'm outta here. No more posts. Bookmark deleted. See ya. It was fun and informative while it lasted.

Blue, dontcha think that was just a tad too sensitive of you? The thread didn't get deleted, and nobody is messing with you.

I said my piece last week, and have chilled out for the moment.

Maybe you should chill, too. :frown:

twall said:

Exactly - just cause a kid asks a question, doesn't mean you HAVE to answer it. It's letters, for crying out loud. It's self-censorship, as are dashes. It's hardly defecating all over the forum.

I am not about to start sayin stuff like "gosh, Wally......that sure was sumthin'......".

When using a word like '*******' is too risque, it's really sad. Then three letters make someone mad and it's just freakin PATHETIC. Just people huffin around rubbing all our noses in their 'moral superiority'.

Poor language skills are when you can't use an adjective or an adverb to emphasize your point. To use profanity, or to reference it, is appropriate in some cases. To use HTF in a sentance, or *** as a thought all by itself, is a pretty efficient way to express one's complete confusion - without resorting to $100 words only the elitist language snobs know the meaning of anyway. Or, I think it conveys the true emotion of the moment better than: "land o' goshen, how in tarnation this here critter dun get in the house here now?" Now THAT'S offensive. It would also make more than one person exclaim: "***?" :smile:

I get real sick and tired of so many people prancing around looking for stuff to get offended at, and then making a mountain out of a molehill - everywhere in society. No one ever said you HAD to click on the thread. No one said you HAD to read it. No one said you HAD to explain what anything means to anyone. Grow a little thicker skin, why don't you....

To heck with them, gosh darn it!

Oh, stool - I did it again. :biggrin:

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Lying to the kids, I guess that really shows them how to be an adult :confused2:

You said Well, the thread stood, and is still standing so......Apparently, admin doesn't have a problem with it. I was following another thread here that the same type of language was being used and now it seems to be gone so apparently the admin does have a problem with it.

I don't think anyone is showing their 'moral superiority' here, I think all they're asking for is too show some respect for the women and kids that visit or that are here on the forum.

As I said they do have smilie faces available for those words and seeing that the faces are not available here on this forum I would gather the administration doesn't think they are appropriate either along with the undesirable text.

Gosh, wally! Hope you and the Beav have fun!

Cause I'm outa here. You win. Happy now?

W
T
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W T F

W-T-F

----->W
------>T
------->F
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W, T, F,?

......AND HUNDREDS MORE CREATIVE WAYS...........

Oh, there are ways around your censorbot, fools. :wink:

Blue Corner said:

Ok, you got me with the youth minister line. No one's outwardly cursing or swearing on this forum, just good old plain talking. If the kids can't handle it, they should leave the site. Their internet activities should also be monitored by an adult, especially if they're 8 years old. Sorry, but I'm of the mind, "If you can't stand the heat...". I'm quite tired of my every move being monitored, evaluated, and commented on simply for political correctness. This is a friendly, informal forum.

In a word, get over it.

Since this is the way every post I make, whether it be a newspaper or other site, ends up, I'm outta here. No more posts. Bookmark deleted. See ya. It was fun and informative while it lasted.

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well stated.........

Wenr downstairs about 6 pm yesterday, and in the cat's litterbox was a big *******' MOLE, trying to climb out. I helped him climb out, took the vermin outside, and bashed his head in with a shovel.

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Seems like you could have given him a meal and a Tylenol P.M. first. Not very humane JD, after all there are children reading this.

What I don't understand is how it even got inside in the first place.

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You got in there didn't you?

The only way it could have gotten in was thru the sump pit, which is deep enough and slippery enough (plastic) that it could never have climbed out before drowning.

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If that's the only way it could have gotten in then why are you speculating?

There are no other ways to access the basement unless it climbed up the washer standpipe, which is blocked at the top and much too small for it to squeeze through.

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I thought we covered this, see above
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And no, one of the cats didn't bring it in....!!!

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Did I misss something? Nobody asked about your cats culpabilty...did they? Just because your cat is pictured killing a defenseless mouse for no reason other than it's own entertainment, does not mean It's a blood thirsty killer........well.....I guess it....anyway:licking:

What baffles me is just why the mole would even dig down six or seven feet below grade level and then somehow get thru the plastic drain tile in the first place....glad I saw the vermin first because my wife would have had a screaming fit had she spotted it, it was a BIG mole.

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Yaawwwn, are we still talking about this mole? I mean who gives a moles *****.


That's it I'm outa here you and your mole have me beside myself I am never going to post again...ever, ever, ever. Senseless killing of inocent moles....bashed his head in with a shovel.....breaks my heart..... I love those little blind s.o.b's. It's time somebody stood up for those poor innocent little moles. Gods creatures! That's all they are. Little furry balls of love.
Yea, little furry balls of love looking for a worm, or an insect.
I've decided I'm going to start the Mole foundation, not here mind you, no, no.no but somewhere.
Somewhere.... over the rainbow, in mole heaven. Yea thats right in MOLE HEAVEN

I'M OUTA HERE! NOT COMMIN BACK NEITHER,

So MORON mower maniac makes one post here on LMF and takes offense with my entire thread? Nobody made you read it, and if you decide to leave after making ONE frickin' post here believe me, NOBODY is gonna miss you. Good Riddance !! Have not been on LMF much this week but now I see what Twall was upset about--morons seem to abound here on LMF these days.

Satire, sir. Wasn't the best I've seen, but he's on your side.

JDgreen said:

So MORON mower maniac makes one post here on LMF and takes offense with my entire thread? Nobody made you read it, and if you decide to leave after making ONE frickin' post here believe me, NOBODY is gonna miss you. Good Riddance !! Have not been on LMF much this week but now I see what Twall was upset about--morons seem to abound here on LMF these days.

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Does this mean you not going to make a plege...to the Mole Rescue Foundation?

www.moleasses.org

Newbies here on LMF get no bonus points for injecting sarcasm and/or satire into the threads ZERO ZIP NONE and I am in no way entertained by the inclusion of inane, moronic links. If I see any more of those mole vermin around my place they will get the same treatment a shovel atop their ugly heads. BTW isn't the word "a---s" considered profanity here too? HTF did THAT make it past the censors and I sure hope it didn't offend Ric the P---- and his cronies.

JDgreen said:

Newbies here on LMF get no bonus points for injecting sarcasm and/or satire into the threads ZERO ZIP NONE and I am in no way entertained by the inclusion of inane, moronic links. If I see any more of those mole vermin around my place they will get the same treatment a shovel atop their ugly heads. BTW isn't the word "a---s" considered profanity here too? HTF did THAT make it past the censors and I sure hope it didn't offend Ric the P---- and his cronies.

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Oh, lighten up, you grumpy old fart - I thought it was cute.....:laughing:

twall said:

Oh, lighten up, you grumpy old fart - I thought it was cute.....:laughing:

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Thank you
JD is our nation's guardian of liberty, working daily on LMF,to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties that the Constitution and laws of the United States guarantee everyone on this site.

RobertBrown said:

Thank you
JD is our nation's guardian of liberty, working daily on LMF,to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties that the Constitution and laws of the United States guarantee everyone on this site.

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...and without checks and balances (like me) things can get outa hand.......:laughing:

Ric said:

Lying to the kids, I guess that really shows them how to be an adult :confused2:

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You poor, pathetic fool. I feel so sorry for your lack of testosterone.

I never said to lie to ANYONE, you dummy! HTF is saying to little angel "you don't need to know - it's a naughty word" lying? Only in a PC fools' mind.... An acronym can mean ANYTHING. THEY ARE JUST LETTERS THAT REPRESENT WORDS!!!! So saying WTF means "wart toast freedom" is not LYING. Hell, they'll use "snafu" on the nightly news! That's SN/AFU without the capitalization! Know what THAT means?

I mean, really, WTF are you again, that you feel you can try and impose your PC s---t on us?

You said Well, the thread stood, and is still standing so......Apparently, admin doesn't have a problem with it. I was following another thread here that the same type of language was being used and now it seems to be gone so apparently the admin does have a problem with it.

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You poor, wannabe LMF mod.

Seems the filter you and Sandbur got implemented was set up wrong - it was only meant to filter out that bad poop. The bad poop we all would have censored ourselves with acronyms and innuendo, dashes and stars.

BTW, the thread (and the acronyms) still stand - so I ask you again - WTFRU?

I don't think anyone is showing their 'moral superiority' here, I think all they're asking for is too show some respect for the women and kids that visit or that are here on the forum.

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You poor, misguided PC idiot.

By trying to impose censorship on us all, that IS showing the 'moral superiority' that you feel you have. Because you think you know better than the rest of us, you sexist pig. I know of a lot of women who can curse me under the table, and I'll bet the average kid can make you blush (and, they may very well have learned every one of those words from their MOTHER). Seems a bit - i dunno - patronizing, eh? :smile: Seems you think you're better, or more superior, than the rest of us because you choose to conform to PC standards. Sorry for your self-imposed religion of PC-ism. I don't subscribe to the same ideals, and I don't push any elitist (or any at all) ideals on anyone. Can YOU say the same? Nope.

So, WTF is your point again?

As I said they do have smilie faces available for those words and seeing that the faces are not available here on this forum I would gather the administration doesn't think they are appropriate either along with the undesirable text.

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You poor, lonely troll.

HTF does it always come down to your beloved smileys? What, do you have some kind of fetish with them? Smileys only add inflection to the thought - they aren't supposed to be the entire thought themselves........... (get the inflection there, my dear misguided PC forum buddy?) Ever hear of the term postwhore Mr. Forumpro? Having a boatload of smileys encourages postwhores.

So I'd like to end this response with a big, fat, friggin W T F!!!!!! (and I fart in your general direction......)

Sorry, but I gotta do a bumpity-bump.

I think this thread is better than the "getting off track from our job at hand" thread.......even better than my own thread!

twall said:

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I think this thread is better than the "getting off track from our job at hand" thread.......even better than my own thread!

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Ha haaha... I've got to agree... How did I let this thread slip by...? I have to click "Today's Posts" more often...
This has been fun. AND right to the point. :smile:KennyV

KennyV said:

Ha haaha... I've got to agree... How did I let this thread slip by...? I have to click "Today's Posts" more often...
This has been fun. AND right to the point. :smile:KennyV

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HAS NOT BEEN RIGHT TO THE POINT, I still don't know how that bleeping critter got in....

hey JD maybe he went through a Wormhole and wound up on the other side in your basement...russ

173abn said:

hey JD maybe he went through a Wormhole and wound up on the other side in your basement...russ

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WTF?? :biggrin:

reddragon said:

WTF?? :biggrin:

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AND HTF.....????? :biggrin:

JDgreen said:

AND HTF.....????? :biggrin:

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Brillant! Excellent post, not moronic in the least. Thank you, Grumpy old Fart:thumbsup:
Well done!

Neither sarcasm nor butt kissing gives you any brownie points here, newbie. Members here need at least 500 posts before I even consider them as belonging to LMF and the elite membership. And by the time many of you reach 500, my standards will require 1,000. Everybody got that?

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Neither sarcasm nor butt kissing gives you any brownie points here, newbie. Members here need at least 500 posts before I even consider them as belonging to LMF and the elite membership. And by the time many of you reach 500, my standards will require 1,000. Everybody got that?

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Sarcasm, well placed, in my book is WORTH 500 posts - so MM is good in my book! Continue......

twall said:

Sarcasm, well placed, in my book is WORTH 500 posts - so MM is good in my book! Continue......

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If sarcasm is worth 500 posts, you and I must be close to a quarter million by now....

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If sarcasm is worth 500 posts, you and I must be close to a quarter million by now....

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THAT's for sure! :biggrin: We've kinda got that kind of reputation going on......

One of my English Springers came in from out side one day with what I thought was a bit of a twig coming out of her mouth just under her nose, a little closer examination proved it was not a twig but the last third of a mouse's tail, the mouse was still alive btw. When I pulled it out and threw it back out in the back yard it ran for the bushes in a blurrrrrr!:licking:

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One of my English Springers came in from out side one day with what I thought was a bit of a twig coming out of her mouth just under her nose, a little closer examination proved it was not a twig but the last third of a mouse's tail, the mouse was still alive btw. When I pulled it out and threw it back out in the back yard it ran for the bushes in a blurrrrrr!:licking:

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What was Jerry Springer doing at your house? And why did he have a live mouse in his mouth?

Let's end this debate once and for all, JD.

Since your home is obviously Ft. Knox, and your diligence in it's defense is impeccable, the only explanation can be this:

A wrinkle in the fabric of the time-space continuum. Apparenly, this critter existed in a place and time when your house was not there. Then, by some natural belch of the multiverse, he managed to materialize in YOUR house, in a cat's toilet. Only to be freed from that prison and get his widdle head bashed in.

You think YOU were wondering "HTF"??????

twall said:

Let's end this debate once and for all, JD.

Since your home is obviously Ft. Knox, and your diligence in it's defense is impeccable, the only explanation can be this:

A wrinkle in the fabric of the time-space continuum. Apparenly, this critter existed in a place and time when your house was not there. Then, by some natural belch of the multiverse, he managed to materialize in YOUR house, in a cat's toilet. Only to be freed from that prison and get his widdle head bashed in.

You think YOU were wondering "HTF"??????

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Widdle head bashed in brings to mind..." Little rabbit Foo Foo running through the forest, scooping up the field mice , bash them on the head......" I used to sing that with my kids when they were young:biggrin: I hope that did not scar them for life, wtf do you think it did?

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Widdle head bashed in brings to mind..." Little rabbit Foo Foo running through the forest, scooping up the field mice , bash them on the head......" I used to sing that with my kids when they were young:biggrin: I hope that did not scar them for life, wtf do you think it did?

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Now was it "little rabbit Foo Foo" or "little Bunny Froo Froo"? Isn't it supposed to be "hoppin' through the forest"? It should be "gathering up the field mice". I'd heard "boppin' them on the head"....I believe you are singing the incorrect, violent, harsh, aggressive, unapproved version - and that WILL irreversably scar the little angels, you monster.

Semantics mean a lot around this place, so you'd better have your s---t together, my friend.......:laughing:

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

JDgreen said:

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Oh thank goodness !!!!! that wormhole theory had me worried about the time, space continuum and ..how was I gonna get back to the future if all wasn`t right with the universe

gtbobcat said:

Oh thank goodness !!!!! that wormhole theory had me worried about the time, space continuum and ..how was I gonna get back to the future if all wasn`t right with the universe

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Silly question....just buy a DeLorean.....the ultimate time travel machine....:biggrin:

JDgreen said:

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

Boy, JD, Mower maniac sure does seem to have your number! Golly gee whiz!

Sure was quite a way to make your intro there, MM! I mean, making your first few posts about antagonizing JD -n- stuff! Almost like you've been here before! Gosh!

Sent from my WX445 using LMF

Mower manic said:

http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

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AND YOUR POINT IS????? :confused2:

I am sure YOU know the rules so well yourself, WOW, four posts total here makes some people an expert I guess.

I find it odd all four posts are in this thread, aimed at YOU.

Something's fishy here.......

Mower manic said:

http://www.lawnmowerforum.com/site-discussion/5041-lawnmowerforum-com-rules.html

You got that...Grinch:biggrin:

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Four posts here is all you have to say???? :confused2::confused2:

Why don't you tell us why you think Dixie Chopper is the best? YOU HAVE NO CLUE THAT GREEN RULES....but that is just my biased opinion.

May I suggest you pull your mole-like attitude out of the sand, oops, GRASS, and realize NOTHING RUNS LIKE A DEERE.

Dixie Chopper....PHHHHFFFFFTTTTT....sounds like a southern redneck cutting cane.....:laughing::laughing::laughing:

twall said:

I find it odd all four posts are in this thread, aimed at YOU.

Something's fishy here.......

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Anybody who thinks Dixie Chopper is the best obviously knows nothing about mowers....

JDgreen said:

Anybody who thinks Dixie Chopper is the best obviously knows nothing about mowers....

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Yes I agree 100%, LMF has 35 posts in the "Redneck Cane Cutter" forums, and EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY in the John Deere forums....:laughing::laughing::laughing::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

JDgreen said:

Hey Twall, I was gonna let the thread go and then you decided to add another story...

But hey, can you think of any other threads here on LMF that have created as much controversy and interesting discussions?

BTW I finally figgered out HTF that mole appeared, most likely a flea bit one of the moles outside, and when one of my cats was out, the flea hitch hiked back inside on the cat, ending up in the litter box, where it deposited flea eggs with mole DNA, which hatched into a baby mole, and as the cats used the litterbox, the poop provided nutrition for the mole, and because the litter boxes are large and deep, it was quite content to remain hidden from sight and dig all it's little mole heart wanted, until it finally got frustrated with the "same old, same old" and decided to make a break for better places....and being the good person I am, I rescued it from the confines of the litterbox.

And that mole was so happy when this mean old fart took it outside, because the expanse of ground it saw once once freed from the basement was beyond any of it's wildest dreams, and it tried to give me a slobbery smooch, and THAT'S why I bashed it's head in with a shovel.

EVERYBODY GOT THAT???? :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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I don't buy the flea theory,:confused2: I think you have a kinky cats that had an inter-animal encounter and the cat gave birth to a mole-cat.:laughing::laughing:

bakerg said:

I don't buy the flea theory,:confused2: I think you have a kinky cats that had an inter-animal encounter and the cat gave birth to a mole-cat.:laughing::laughing:

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Our cats are all guys and fixed, so that isn't a possibility. I think one of those turds, er, excuse me, TROLLS here on LMF had the inter-animal encounter with a mole....:laughing::laughing:

JDgreen said:

Our cats are all guys and fixed, so that isn't a possibility. I think one of those turds, er, excuse me, TROLLS here on LMF had the inter-animal encounter with a mole....:laughing::laughing:

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But not in the DeLorean... right?

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

twall said:

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

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My thoughts EXACTLY !!! CONTROVERSY AND DISSENT seem to make viewers read the threads and post to them !!!!! Salty language and all that kind of rot that seem to be a no-no here are what must attract viewers.

twall said:

If drama is a BAD thing, then why does this thread:

• have close to 1,000 views (as of this post 985)
  
• have over 65 replies
  
• and have seven pages?

Seems SOMEONE enjoys it! :biggrin: Even those who HATE it can't seem to stay away!

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This forum was getting a little lagging and I was fading away from it, but this thread has brought some life back into LMF.:thumbsup:

I'm thinking it'll hit 1000 views today. It would've done that even if it dribbled down the board to the bottom. :biggrin:

Is 'dribble' a bad word? Would it put off membership? Now I keep second-guessing myself. My confidence is dwindling. I don't know if I can keep it going much longer........soon, I will be the vanilla drone they want me to become. Such horrid thoughts! No matter how I resist, they keep telling me "you must asimilate; soon - you will be part of the collective"

NOOOOOO!

:mur:

bakerg said:

This forum was getting a little lagging and I was fading away from it, but this thread has brought some life back into LMF.:thumbsup:

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THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS!!!!!

:clapping:

Well said!!

twall said:

THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS!!!!!

:clapping:

Well said!!

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CRY-SAKE....up to 1060 views now. Just imagine how many views and posts it would have had not the self-important, trollish, vindictive member-censors tried to meddle with it. You dumbos know who you are, don't you?

JDgreen said:

CRY-SAKE....up to 1060 views now. Just imagine how many views and posts it would have had not the self-important, trollish, vindictive member-censors tried to meddle with it. You dumbos know who you are, don't you?

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You should have started the original post off with the word Chronicles and then maybe it would have went viral.:thumbsup::laughing::laughing:

bakerg said:

You should have started the original post off with the word Chronicles and then maybe it would have went viral.:thumbsup::laughing::laughing:

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Only a troll or a postwhore would pull that kinda excrement....:laughing:

Why did you kill it ? Couldn't you have just let it out ? :thumbdown:

JDgreen said:

CRY-SAKE....up to 1060 views now. Just imagine how many views and posts it would have had not the self-important, trollish, vindictive member-censors tried to meddle with it. You dumbos know who you are, don't you?

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The usual 35 views/11 replies? :biggrin:

So, are you saying we should be thanking them, or they should be thanking us?

jmurray01 said:

Why did you kill it ? Couldn't you have just let it out ? :thumbdown:

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DAMAGE ONE LOUSY MOLE CAN DO TO A YARD OR GARDEN????

NOBODY I KNOW catches a mole and lets them live. NOBODY.

JDgreen said:

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DAMAGE ONE LOUSY MOLE CAN DO TO A YARD OR GARDEN????

NOBODY I KNOW catches a mole and lets them live. NOBODY.

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You don't know any old, worn out hippies? They tend to be behind a lot of the "no bad words - don't kill nothin" stuff.

JDgreen said:

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DAMAGE ONE LOUSY MOLE CAN DO TO A YARD OR GARDEN????

NOBODY I KNOW catches a mole and lets them live. NOBODY.

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There are a lot of teenagers around where I live that have got into peoples gardens and vandalised them, but I've never killed one.

jmurray01 said:

There are a lot of teenagers around where I live that have got into peoples gardens and vandalised them, but I've never killed one.

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Now THAT was good. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

If you'd read any of JD's posts from about 6 months ago, you'd see - he'd be glad to. :biggrin:

jmurray01 said:

There are a lot of teenagers around where I live that have got into peoples gardens and vandalised them, but I've never killed one.

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If you didn't kill the teenagers, I hoped you caught them and took them to the woods and set them free.:thumbsup::laughing: Hopefully that way the won't find their way back to damage your garden again.:wink::laughing:

bakerg said:

If you didn't kill the teenagers, I hoped you caught them and took them to the woods and set them free.:thumbsup::laughing: Hopefully that way the won't find their way back to damage your garden again.:wink::laughing:

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No, I think the point was, if it's illegal to bash in the heads of teens with a shovel, it should likewise be illegal to kill anything.

Like swatting a fly will net you 3 years in the pen - instead of catching it with chopsticks and putting it outside. :biggrin: Odd how people who hate flies will step on a spider with the same malice, when you have a common enemy. If it's illegal to kill the fly, put it next to a spider's web - HE'LL be glad to kill it for you........

Or these fruits who call themselves 'vegan'. They are willing to kill a COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS ,IN THE LITERAL MEANING plant at the prime of it's life, just for sustinence. Is it really any different, other than a head of lettuce or a soybean don't have those big, cute eyes? Life is life, death is death. Whether a plant, or your hamburger. Mouse, or fly. Be GLAD we don't view teens as the true animals they are.

twall said:

No, I think the point was, if it's illegal to bash in the heads of teens with a shovel, it should likewise be illegal to kill anything.

Like swatting a fly will net you 3 years in the pen - instead of catching it with chopsticks and putting it outside. :biggrin: Odd how people who hate flies will step on a spider with the same malice, when you have a common enemy. If it's illegal to kill the fly, put it next to a spider's web - HE'LL be glad to kill it for you........

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Better to kill them then set them free or they will just immigrate to Canada and we have enough here already.:biggrin::laughing:

bakerg said:

Better to kill them then set them free or they will just immigrate to Canada and we have enough here already.:biggrin::laughing:

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If all immigrants would just do that. Why don't they come from Mexico, then immigrate to the Maple Leaf country? Ya know, just bypass the USA part? You can deal with it then. I propose a huge campaign promoting the virtues of Canada........and do it in Spanish. :biggrin:

twall said:

If all immigrants would just do that. Why don't they come from Mexico, then immigrate to the Maple Leaf country? Ya know, just bypass the USA part? You can deal with it then. I propose a huge campaign promoting the virtues of Canada........and do it in Spanish. :biggrin:

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We gots our BILINGUAL and you gots yours.......thank you very much

jmurray01 said:

There are a lot of teenagers around where I live that have got into peoples gardens and vandalised them, but I've never killed one.

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I would certainly hope you would kill a teenager for random vandalism, but ain't you a teenager yourself?

Better to kill some old fart like.me...murder a senior, save a mole.....

JD,
My fingers forget to do what my brain is thinking sometimes too ! {not}

JDgreen said:

I would certainly hope you would not kill a teenager for random vandalism, but ain't you a teenager yourself?

Better to kill some old fart like.me...murder a senior, save a mole.....

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