You can select a speech problem any time you desire. Practice this on your witty wife. :laughing: And it works re-markedly well during telemarketing calls if you be plagued with them. Fun too, but if you laugh it sure blows your cover.
The Technique: press your tongue tip to your front teeth and keep it there with a little pressure. When answering the phone your " hello " becomes " helwoooow " . I get severely reprimanded when my daughter calls.
So now the wife has found some little red iron pills , right over the counter, that I can take. I guess she thinks it will build up my immunity, but I'm not sure.