I have at least 4. I inherited my dad's workshop which is still a mess, so I may have one or two I don't know about. Does that make my collection a "grease gun arsenal"?I'll see myself out.
The "non-serviceable sealed bearings with no grease zerks" thing is, IMO, a problem. With grease zerks, you at least know that it needs to be maintained. If ignored, the owner can't claim ignorance. "Sealed" components (spindles, transmissions, etc) give the false impression that they're maintenance-free. I guess they ARE maintenance-free... right up to the day they die.
I've got a pile of grease guns also.
When I was younger and in the hay fields with Dad my job was to grease the eq when they were taking a break, when I was not hauling hay. (and make sure the water can had ice)
Had to refill the old style grease guns from a 5 gal bucket of grease, then usually air bleed them to get a go then along came the refillable cartridge type grease guns, pistol grip type instead of the long lever. (wow nice)
Have several hose attachments and vaccinating needles for getting into idler bearings, etc.
I do not own any of the fancy expensive battery operated types.
Prices on good name brand grease guns now days can be a jaw dropper.