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Ahh guys it aint that bad here. We got some good looking girls here in bikini! Not fur stuff on them neither!
 

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Ahh guys it aint that bad here. We got some good looking girls here in bikini! Not fur stuff on them neither!

All I got to say is this: I've been to "The Great White North", lots of times, and 'Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder'....

Now I'm not disparaging Canadian women as a whole, they indeed have some beauties, but I met an old lady trapper up there once called "Bear Bait Betty" and I ain't fully recovered from that experience yet!

Roger
 

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I do have to say that sounds unattractive ahahahaha.

When I go to Fl I do enjoy all the chicks on the beaches. Something you don't get tired of!
 

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I remember some of the first batch of mowers brought in for repairs and tune-ups in the late Winter and early Spring would be coated in wild onions. The wild onions would cause my skin to break-out and the smell left a bad taste in your mouth.
 

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I remember some of the first batch of mowers brought in for repairs and tune-ups in the late Winter and early Spring would be coated in wild onions. The wild onions would cause my skin to break-out and the smell left a bad taste in your mouth.

I like onions on everything except ice cream...
 

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I do have to say that sounds unattractive ahahahaha.

When I go to Fl I do enjoy all the chicks on the beaches. Something you don't get tired of!

I don't know what part of Canada you are from, but when the US and Canadian dollars are more or less on par, lots of Frenchmen from Quebec come down to Old Orchard Beach in Maine in the summer and they wear "Speedo" bathing suits!! And believe me, when you've reached a certain age in life, or if you have a beer gut that makes you look 9 months pregnant, you are NOT a pretty sight in a Speedo!! Not at all!!!

I give them credit for feeling comfortable in their own skin, but holy mackerel!!

Roger B
 

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I don't know what part of Canada you are from, but when the US and Canadian dollars are more or less on par, lots of Frenchmen from Quebec come down to Old Orchard Beach in Maine in the summer and they wear "Speedo" bathing suits!! And believe me, when you've reached a certain age in life, or if you have a beer gut that makes you look 9 months pregnant, you are NOT a pretty sight in a Speedo!! Not at all!!!

I give them credit for feeling comfortable in their own skin, but holy mackerel!!

Roger B

THAT DOES IT ROGER !!! .... If you think YOU are going to put on a pair of Speedo's, and join those clowns, I'm
going to deny knowing you besides....... Speedo's are for young athletic BOYS....Men wear something like basketball shorts ...
that must reach mid-calf to bar the sight of certain amenities ... (LOL ) .....:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing: ..Boo-Boo
 

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I'm sorry to hear about that Roger. Speedo don't fit good on all men ;)

I'm from Quebec and I guess a certain type of people like to head down to Maine to expose there outer beauty ;)

I do know many go there during the summer for camping and climbing.
 

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I'm sorry to hear about that Roger. Speedo don't fit good on all men ;)

I'm from Quebec and I guess a certain type of people like to head down to Maine to expose there outer beauty ;)

I do know many go there during the summer for camping and climbing.

LAWNBOY - Oh geez, now I owe you an apology! I LOVE Quebec and have visited many times and I love the people there too! But the Speedo's?? Not so much..

Forgive me, I was just making a joke.... I don't want to create an International Incident. (I already got arrested for that in Japan once, but that's another l-o-n-g and sordid story! And a situation I certainly don't wish to repeat!)

LONG LIVE CANADA... especially QUEBEC!!

Roger
 

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THAT DOES IT ROGER !!! .... If you think YOU are going to put on a pair of Speedo's, and join those clowns, I'm
going to deny knowing you besides....... Speedo's are for young athletic BOYS....Men wear something like basketball shorts ...
that must reach mid-calf to bar the sight of certain amenities ... (LOL ) .....:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing: ..Boo-Boo

Boo,

Although I realize this is more information than you need (or want!), but I have to say that in my case anyway, I do not need mid-calf shorts to cover up anything except my knees! Sad, I know, but true none-the-less...

Now when I was younger . . . . Ha!!

Rog
 
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