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Ronno6

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

do people still write with those things?

They may not for long, as handwriting has been or is being considered for being dropped
from many school curriculum.

I think his main occupation is selling fax machines and dial phones.
 

NorthBama

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

Needs to get a real job just my thoughts
 

willys55

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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy....
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24.
 

Boobala

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

He and his wife both work.............

Don't tell me,... he makes pens on a LATHE ..... and the wife use's them to send "late" Christmas card's, and, they are mortgage brokers as a side-business ! Right ..?? ..:laughing:..:laughing:
 

Ronno6

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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild

And still ask for donations ?

Pretty absurd,huh?

Don't tell me,... he makes pens on a LATHE ..... and the wife use's them to send "late" Christmas card's, and, they are mortgage brokers as a side-business ! Right ..?? ..:laughing:..:laughing:

Geez,Boober, I think I almost understand the convoluted logic of that statement.
Sorta like: to go right make three lefts.............
That really scares the heck outa me.....
 

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Happy New Year Folks, this old fella is not staying up late just to say that..........:cool:
 

NorthBama

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Happy New Year Folks, this old fella is not staying up late just to say that..........:cool:

What you are not going to watch the big ball drop
 
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