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Sep 1, 2011#1

jmurray01

I think what this forum needs to lighten the mood, is a jokes section for people to post their jokes in.

Anybody agree ?

Sep 1, 2011#2

Walleteater1

I agree!
Let's get it started. "Why do blondes buy electric mowers?" - So they can find their way back to the house! :laughing:
I heard a Women say the other day. "Men are like lawnmowers, Hard to get started, emit foul odors and only work half the time" :laughing:

Sep 1, 2011#3

jmurray01

Walleteater1 said:
I agree!
Let's get it started. "Why do blondes buy electric mowers?" - So they can find their way back to the house! :laughing:
I heard a Women say the other day. "Men are like lawnmowers, Hard to get started, emit foul odors and only work half the time" :laughing:

Very good :laughing:

Luckily the female members (if there are any) can't say anything about sexism, as you've included one slandering men too :laughing:

Sep 1, 2011#4

M

Muhammad

I think a Jokes thread in the front porch would be enough for starters. :smile:

Sep 1, 2011#5

jmurray01

Muhammad said:
I think a Jokes thread in the front porch would be enough for starters. :smile:

But if nobody posts in the jokes thread for a while, it will fall down the page, and people will stop seeing it.

If there was a different section, it would always be there.

It is up to you though, it is your forum :laughing:

I have an idea! Why don't I post a poll and see what people think ?

Sep 1, 2011#6

M

Muhammad

jmurray01 said:
But if nobody posts in the jokes thread for a while, it will fall down the page, and people will stop seeing it.

If there was a different section, it would always be there.

It is up to you though, it is your forum :laughing:

I have an idea! Why don't I post a poll and see what people think ?

:laughing:

Sep 1, 2011#7

jmurray01

Muhammad said:
:laughing:

How did you manage to just post that smiley ?

I always have to put some "invisible" writing along with a smiley if I'm just posting it on its own.

Sep 1, 2011#8

M

Muhammad

Must be my special admin powers. :tongue:

But seriously, if you have quoted another post I believe that counts toward the minimum post length.

Sep 1, 2011#9

JDgreen

jmurray01 said:
How did you manage to just post that smiley ?

I always have to put some "invisible" writing along with a smiley if I'm just posting it on its own.

I may be "Da King" of LMF, but Muhammad is "Da God"....

Sep 1, 2011#10

jmurray01

JDgreen said:
I may be "Da King" of LMF, but Muhammad is "Da God"....

And I'm "Da Prince" :laughing:

Sep 1, 2011#11

C

cubby

I agree! Count me in , I been thinking about this too. Hard part for me is retelling the joke, I usually
forget some of the joke by the time i want to tell it or mess up the punch line. Some are good at telling
them and some like me just like to hear em.:smile:

Sep 2, 2011#12

jmurray01

jmurray01 said:
And I'm "Da Prince" :laughing:

cubby said:
I agree! Count me in , I been thinking about this too. Hard part for me is retelling the joke, I usually
forget some of the joke by the time i want to tell it or mess up the punch line. Some are good at telling
them and some like me just like to hear em.:smile:

Oh, why thank you :thumbsup:

Sep 2, 2011#13

JDgreen

jmurray01 said:
Oh, why thank you :thumbsup:

Count ME out, that joke about the snake was my best one and I didn't hear ONE laugh or chuckle from anybody here. But maybe nobody understood it....:laughing:

Sep 2, 2011#14

jmurray01

JDgreen said:
Count ME out, that joke about the snake was my best one and I didn't hear ONE laugh or chuckle from anybody here. But maybe nobody understood it....:laughing:

What joke ? I didn't see it.

I'm being serious by the way, I really didn't see it!

Sep 2, 2011#15

JDgreen

jmurray01 said:
What joke ? I didn't see it.

I'm being serious by the way, I really didn't see it!

This garter snake slithered into a bar and up onto a stool, the bartender turned around and asked, "what will you have", and the snake ordered a vodka gimlet. The bartender began to mix the drink, then stopped and told the snake, "sorry, but I can't serve you alcohol", and the snake inquired why.

"Because you can't hold your liquor....."

Sep 2, 2011#16

jmurray01

JDgreen said:
This garter snake slithered into a bar and up onto a stool, the bartender turned around and asked, "what will you have", and the snake ordered a vodka gimlet. The bartender began to mix the drink, then stopped and told the snake, "sorry, but I can't serve you alcohol", and the snake inquired why.

"Because you can't hold your liquor....."

That was quite good! But coming from me, who has a dry sense of humour, that isn't worth much :laughing:

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