Jokes Section!

[cubby]

I agree! Count me in , I been thinking about this too. Hard part for me is retelling the joke, I usually
forget some of the joke by the time i want to tell it or mess up the punch line. Some are good at telling
them and some like me just like to hear em.:smile:

 

[jmurray01]

And I'm "Da Prince" :laughing:

I agree! Count me in , I been thinking about this too. Hard part for me is retelling the joke, I usually
forget some of the joke by the time i want to tell it or mess up the punch line. Some are good at telling
them and some like me just like to hear em.:smile:

Oh, why thank you :thumbsup:

 

[JDgreen]

Oh, why thank you :thumbsup:

Count ME out, that joke about the snake was my best one and I didn't hear ONE laugh or chuckle from anybody here. But maybe nobody understood it....:laughing:

 

[jmurray01]

Count ME out, that joke about the snake was my best one and I didn't hear ONE laugh or chuckle from anybody here. But maybe nobody understood it....:laughing:

What joke ? I didn't see it.

I'm being serious by the way, I really didn't see it!

 

[JDgreen]

What joke ? I didn't see it.

I'm being serious by the way, I really didn't see it!

This garter snake slithered into a bar and up onto a stool, the bartender turned around and asked, "what will you have", and the snake ordered a vodka gimlet. The bartender began to mix the drink, then stopped and told the snake, "sorry, but I can't serve you alcohol", and the snake inquired why.

"Because you can't hold your liquor....."

 

[jmurray01]

This garter snake slithered into a bar and up onto a stool, the bartender turned around and asked, "what will you have", and the snake ordered a vodka gimlet. The bartender began to mix the drink, then stopped and told the snake, "sorry, but I can't serve you alcohol", and the snake inquired why.

"Because you can't hold your liquor....."

That was quite good! But coming from me, who has a dry sense of humour, that isn't worth much :laughing: