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The Daily Yardman Thread
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
HMmmmm ....Presumption of what ?? That covers a lot of territory my friend !
HMmmmm ....Presumption of what ?? That covers a lot of territory my friend !
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
Well guy's TODAY is MY favorite day !
the running of the Daytona 500, it's the 60th Annual running, and things here in Central Fl. are insane, Speed-Week is all kinds of cars and hot-rod's all over the place, people in huge motor homes, and EVERYWHERE is party-city !
Well guy's TODAY is MY favorite day !
the running of the Daytona 500, it's the 60th Annual running, and things here in Central Fl. are insane, Speed-Week is all kinds of cars and hot-rod's all over the place, people in huge motor homes, and EVERYWHERE is party-city !
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
Nice Chuck, ....... Especially .... "The-Wall " ........... which reminds me,
3 Marines at an undisclosed area were showing new recruits how to properly dig a foxhole, when they stumbled upon ( yeah, yeah) that famous Genie's lamp, .... and sure enough the genie appears and grants each of them 1 wish !
1st Marine says : I want you to surround all these troublesome Middle Eastern countries WITHIN,.. a WALL !
2nd Marine says : I want his wall, to be 100 feet tall !
3rd Marine says : (are you ready..???? ) .......... I want you to FILL it with water !
Nice Chuck, ....... Especially .... "The-Wall " ........... which reminds me,
3 Marines at an undisclosed area were showing new recruits how to properly dig a foxhole, when they stumbled upon ( yeah, yeah) that famous Genie's lamp, .... and sure enough the genie appears and grants each of them 1 wish !
1st Marine says : I want you to surround all these troublesome Middle Eastern countries WITHIN,.. a WALL !
2nd Marine says : I want his wall, to be 100 feet tall !
3rd Marine says : (are you ready..???? ) .......... I want you to FILL it with water !
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
Presumption that you can go ahead and sin, and yoiu sill be forgiven.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=sin+of+presumption+definition&pc=MOZI&form=MOZSBR
(As today IS Sunday, it should be OK to preach.....)
Mornin' y'all !!
Go, Logano !! #22........ Be the 1st to finish! (Like, after 25 laps or so ....)
Presumption that you can go ahead and sin, and yoiu sill be forgiven.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=sin+of+presumption+definition&pc=MOZI&form=MOZSBR
(As today IS Sunday, it should be OK to preach.....)
Mornin' y'all !!
Go, Logano !! #22........ Be the 1st to finish! (Like, after 25 laps or so ....)
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Re: MTD Yardman Transaxle Rebuild
PARKING TICKET!
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "*******."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Debi (my wife) called him a "********." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Hillary 2016 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. Its so important at our age!!
PARKING TICKET!
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "*******."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Debi (my wife) called him a "********." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Hillary 2016 stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. Its so important at our age!!