Where in the hell did you learn to speak Garble ..??? ..Ooops I forgot, parts of the Outback is STILL, out-back !! ..:laughing:..:laughing:
Oz is very multicultural so you either learn multiple languages or how to pull apart a jumble of words to get some meaning from it.
Migrants learn nouns first because they can see them. Foot ,hand, car , mower, hill not that much different from your kids.
Verbs comes next and finally grammar. So you pull apart the sentence then reassemble it into a logical order.
And yes, black fellas down here have neither tense nor plurals use almost no adverbs or adjectives. They talk with their mouth closed and only while exhaling ( prevents eating flies ) so yes outback is very good training in being a responsible human being.
So looking at what Johnny said
1) he has a bad boy ( ZTR )
2) he has had it or some other ride on for 9 years
3) he has problems with hills
4) he wants suggestions for a better mower on hills.
Thus he really would be better with either a tractor style mower with big wheels or a stand on mower.