Can you turn the blades by hand ?
Is the whoopee cushion in place on the reactors operators seat ?
Do you have a manual PTO?
Do you have an electric PTO?
Is the the $ 45,000 deluxe version with the automatic neck & back massarger ?
Is it the $ 50.00 with pedals for power ?
Did you buy it from Harbour Freight with a gold Amex card?
were you wearing red undies at the time ?